Turds Quotes

• Nunca patees un zurullo fresco en un día caluroso.

  Harry S. Truman

  Atheism, Hot, Kicks

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• La vida no es como una caja de bombones, a menos que haya unos cuantos zurullos en la caja.

  Bill Maher

  Chocolate, La Vida Es, Cajas

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• As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.

  George Carlin

  Humorous, Rivers, Swim

  George Carlin (2002). “Napalm & Silly Putty”, Hyperion

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• Ayer estaba hablando con mi amigo de New York y utilicé la expresión "No se puede pulir un zurullo". Me miró, asqueado, y me dijo: 'No, no se puede, pero puedes cubrirlo de purpurina'. Es un tipo encantador, pero no me gustaría ir a una feria de artesanía con él.

  Steve Williams

  New York, Expression, Talking

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• El amor de una mujer es como el rocío de la mañana. Es tan probable que se deposite en una caca de caballo como en una rosa.

  Larry McMurtry

  Mañana, Caballo, El Amor Es

  "Leaving Cheyenne". Book by Larry McMurtry, 1963.

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• Eres como un zurullo que no tira de la cadena.

  Dennis Hopper

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• You can't polish a turd.

  Stephen King

  Polaco

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• I'm not afraid to play ugly - look at 'Adaptation.' I looked like a turd that a cat had coughed up.

  Nicolas Cage

  Cat, Play, Looks

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• ¿Quieres un sándwich de mierda o un sándwich de mierda con mostaza? Yo iría con la mostaza, pero aún así, es un sándwich de mierda.

  Cody Lundin

  Survival, Sandwiches, Want

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• Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.

  Wayne Dyer

  Spiritual, Vaults, Pole Vault

  Dr Wayne W Dyer (2009). “Change Your Thoughts-Change Your Life (Easyread Large Edition)”, p.393, ReadHowYouWant.com

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• Soy el tipo de perdedor que tiene mucho éxito y luego deja caer un zurullo en la ponchera.

  Christopher Titus

  Succeed, Loser, Wells

  "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• A veces tienes que comerte un sándwich de mierda; hace que el costillar sepa mejor la próxima vez.

  Shane Battier

  Sandwiches, Taste, Next

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• If it's not working, you can't polish a turd.

  Lee Unkrich

  Polish, Ifs

  "Welcome to Planet Pixar". Interview wirh Austin Bunn, www.wired.com. June 1, 2004.

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• I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Couple, Blow, Years

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• Cuando mezclas pasas y zurullos, sigues teniendo zurullos.

  Charlie Munger

  Raisins, Stills

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• eso es tan chiflado como los zurullos de ardilla

  P. C. Cast

  Squirrels, Nutty

  P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2011). “Awakened: A House of Night Novel”, p.239, Macmillan

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• Ver estos canales todo el día es increíblemente deprimente. Vivo en un constante estado de depresión. Pienso en nosotros como mineros de mierda. Me pongo el casco y me voy a extraer excrementos. Espero no contraer la enfermedad pulmonar del excremento.

  Jon Stewart

  Depressing, Thinking, Disease

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• Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that's why you giggle the first hour.

  Bill Hicks

  Thinking, Mushrooms, Cows

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• Si me pusiera a pensar demasiado en lo influyente que he sido, sería más mierda de lo que ya soy.

  Iggy Pop

  Thinking, Too Much, Influential

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• I always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?

  Bill Maher

  Religious, Pool, Ifs

  "Questioning the Bible: What I Would Have Said to Bill Maher" by Derek Flood, www.huffingtonpost.com. July 30, 2013.

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• ..few writers like other writers' works. The only time they like them is when they are dead or if they have been for a long time. Writers only like to sniff their own turds. I am one of those. I don't even like to talk to writers, look at them or worse, listen to them. And the worst is to drink with them, they slobber all over themselves, really look piteous, look like they are searching for the wing of the mother. I'd rather think about death than about other writers. Far more pleasant.

  Charles Bukowski

  Mother, Thinking, Wings

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• Nobody makes a turd like that and lives.

  Mike Rowe

  "Dirty Jobs (Sewer Inspector)". TV Series, August 2, 2005.

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• There is San Diego - this retirement village, with its prim petticoat, that doesn't want to get too near the water. San Diego worries about all the turds washing up on the lovely, pristine beaches of La Jolla. San Diego wishes Mexico would have fewer babies. And San Diego, like the rest of America, is growing middle-aged.

  Richard Rodriguez

  Baby, Beach, Retirement

  Source: www.teachingbooks.net

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• Nunca escribas una novela si no te duele como un zurullo caliente al salir.

  Charles Bukowski

  Hurt, Writing, Hot

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• If we mix only a moderate minority share of turds with the raisins each year, probably no one will recognize what will ultimately become a very large collection of turds.

  Charlie Munger

  Years, Minorities, Share

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