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• The explosion would be just the right size to maximize the amount of paperwork your lab would face. If the explosion were smaller, you could potentially cover it up. If it were larger, there would be no one left in the city to submit paperwork to.

  Randall Munroe

  Cities, Labs, Faces

  Randall Munroe (2014). “What If?: Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions”, p.40, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• You know what they want? They want obedient workers. Obedient workers, people who are just smart enough to run the machines and do the paperwork. And just dumb enough to passively accept all these increasingly shittier jobs with the lower pay, the longer hours, the reduced benefits, the end of overtime and vanishing pension that disappears the minute you go to collect it. And now they're coming for your Social Security money. They want your f**kin' retirement money. They want it back so they can give it to their criminal friends on Wall Street.

  George Carlin

  Running, Retirement, Jobs

  "Life Is Worth Losing". Documentary, Comedy, 2005.

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• Paperwork, cleaning the house, dealing with the innumerable visitors who come all through the day, answering the phone, keeping patience and acting intelligently, which is to find some meaning in all that happens-these things, too, are the works of peace, and often seem like a very little way.

  Dorothy Day

  Phones, House, Acting

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• El PROPÓSITO de la reunión de revisión de la JUNTA DE INTEGRIDAD DE DATOS NO es revisar la INTEGRIDAD del papeleo, porque eso ya se ha decidido, sino determinar el CARÁCTER Y LA CONDICIÓN DE LA PERSONA que trajo el papeleo perfecto y pretendía utilizar el papeleo perfecto para la liquidación y el cierre COMERCIALES. Así que tienen que averiguar si la ESTATUS y el CARÁCTER de la parte que va a utilizar el papeleo iba a ser PERMITIDO para usarlo.

  Jack Smith

  Integrity, Party, Character

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• I went down for a week with the Houston Marshals. I didn't know that they hated paperwork as much as I hated it. They loathe it, man. They want to be in their cars catching the bad guys. They don't want to be filling out paperwork about the bad guys, you know, and the ones they've caught.

  Kelli Giddish

  Men, Car, Guy

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• At most corporations if you make an acquisition and it turns out to be a disaster, all the paperwork and presentations that caused the dumb acquisition to be made are quickly forgotten. You've got denial, you've got everything in the world. You've got Pavlovian association tendency. Nobody even wants to even be associated with the damned thing or even mention it. At Johnson & Johnson, they make everybody revisit their old acquisitions and wade through the presentations. That is a very smart thing to do. And by the way, I do the same thing routinely.

  Charlie Munger

  Smart, Dumb, Acquisition

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• Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

  Eugene Mirman

  Love, Two, People

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• I refuse to confirm or deny anything about any deal to purchase an American NHL franchise and move it to Canada until I've completed all of the paperwork and the deal is closed.

  Jim Balsillie

  Moving, Nhl, Canada

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• Then, as she turned to walk away, Fred dropped the guillotine."So we're making Ev CEO," he said, his fork clenched in his hand. "You're going to get a passive chairman role and a silent board seat. We have some paperwork for you and a recommendation for a lawyer."Jack felt like he had just been hit in the face with a baseball bat. "Say that again," he stuttered to Fred, thinking he had heard incorrectly.Fred repeated himself almost verbatim: We're making Ev CEO. You're getting a passive chairman role. You will have a silent board seat. Here's the paperwork. Call a lawyer.

  Nick Bilton

  Baseball, Thinking, Hands

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• A los defensores no locos de las armas -los que no están haciendo acopio para prepararse para una invasión zombi- no les gusta la idea de ampliar las comprobaciones de antecedentes porque creen que supondría mucho más papeleo. Y probablemente dificultaría la venta de armas en, por ejemplo, un mercadillo.

  Gail Collins

  Crazy, Gun, Thinking

  "Guns, Guns, Guns". Interview with David Brooks, opinionator.blogs.nytimes.com. April 3, 2013.

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• I have three desks. One empty for paperwork, one for the internet and email, and one for the writing computer.

  Lee Child

  Writing, Email, Three

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• Mi pregunta es sobre el jefe de la Oficina de Ética Gubernamental. ¿Está actuando éticamente cuando envió nueve tuits alabando a Donald Trump diciendo que su plan era brillante? ¿Cómo llegó a esa conclusión? ¿Y cómo llega a sus conclusiones actuales sin haber hecho nunca una investigación y sin haber mirado nunca el papeleo hasta el punto de poder llegar a una conclusión razonable? Creo que eso no es ético.

  Jason Chaffetz

  Thinking, Government, Office

  Source: abcnews.go.com

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• Hay muchos problemas que afectan a las mujeres. Cuando hablamos de la reforma penitenciaria, por ejemplo, en las cárceles de mujeres se esterilizaba a las mujeres. Cuando daban a luz, se les pedía que firmaran unos papeles, pero ni siquiera eran plenamente conscientes de lo que estaban firmando. Eso parece algo que nunca ocurriría en Estados Unidos, pero estaba ocurriendo, no sólo en Estados Unidos, sino en [California], uno de los estados más progresistas de Estados Unidos.

  Patricia Arquette

  Impact, California, America

  Source: www.motherjones.com

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• Los rigurosos horarios de enseñanza combinados con montones de papeleo pueden llevar al agotamiento.

  Lourdes Garcia-Navarro

  Teaching, Schedules, Burnout

  "Maybe Teaching Special Ed Doesn't Have To Be So Hard". "All Things Considered" with Lourdes Garcia-Navarro, kuer.org. January 15, 2017.

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• La regulación gubernamental actual interfiere en los intercambios voluntarios honestos imponiendo condiciones arbitrarias y exigiendo toneladas de papeleo que revelan información que nadie quiere de todos modos.

  John Stossel

  Government, Arbitrary, Want

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• The more moral the people are in their business dealings, the less paperwork you need, the more handshakes you can have, the more the wheels of capitalism work better because there's trust in the marketplace. Business ethics is not a joke. And, in fact, I think most businesses that I've dealt with encourage exactly that type of behavior.

  Rick Santorum

  Thinking, People, Needs

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• The Small Business 'common app' would function much like the one that students complete to apply to multiple colleges and universities simultaneously. It would ensure that small businesses across the country can concentrate on growing and creating jobs - not wasting time, filling out mountains of repetitive paperwork.

  Kay Hagan

  Country, Jobs, College

  "All-in-one stop for small business". www.politico.com. May 16, 2012.

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• We in Congress need to do everything possible to encourage and cultivate small businesses, so that they can expand and create jobs. Far too often, however, U.S. small businesses are impeded by government paperwork and bureaucratic red tape.

  Kay Hagan

  Jobs, Government, Needs

  "All-in-one stop for small business". www.politico.com. May 16, 2012.

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• Las pequeñas empresas quieren agilizar las cosas, y uno de los grandes éxitos que estamos teniendo es menos papeleo, tiempos de respuesta más rápidos.

  Karen Mills

  Want, Small Business, Great Success

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• You know what I find amazing is within Christianity it is not uncommon to find [married] people who don't have sexual intimacy, don't have emotional intimacy, don't have spiritual intimacy, don't pray together, don't do their life together, don't put their schedules together, don't put their budgets together, but they don't get divorced. So they can pat themselves on the back and say, 'We're good Christians.' They're divorced in everything but the paperwork.

  Mark Driscoll

  Christian, Spiritual, Emotional

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• I'm pretty good at getting things out of the way, especially paperwork. I hate it sitting about, as it somehow weighs me down.

  Cherie Lunghi

  Hate, Sitting, Way

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• La investigación más valiosa para mí provino de la documentación presentada en nombre de mis abuelos y mi bisabuelo. El manifiesto del barco mostraba que sabían leer y escribir. Todavía me emociono cuando veo esas casillas marcadas con un sí.

  Adriana Trigiani

  Writing, Emotional, Grandparent

  "Best Selling Novelist Pens Tale of Grandparents Star-Crossed Romance". Interview with Julie A. Carlson, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 2, 2012.

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• The KGB still killed people, the KGB would not execute its last prisoner until the final days of its existence in 1991, but by the eighties a termination required paperwork and signatures and a post-action review.

  Tom Clancy

  Kgb, People, Signatures

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• Politicians also have a love affair with the 'small business exemption.' Too much paperwork? Too heavy a burden? Not enough time? Just exempt small businesses from the rule. It sounds so pro-growth. Instead it's an admission that the costs of a regulation just can't be justified.

  John Sununu

  Growth, Enough Time, Cost

  First Speech by Anne Ruston as representative of South Australia, www.anneruston.com.au. October 10, 2012.

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• When you do a studio picture, all the paperwork and legal stuff is already taken care of!

  David Twohy

  Taken, Care, Stuff

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