Masturbation Quotes - Page 3

• La masturbación es la televisión del hombre pensante.

  Christopher Hampton

  Hombres, Pensamiento, Televisión

  1970 El Filántropo.

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• I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

  Betty Dodson

  Sex, Thinking, Views

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• I sometimes feel like when you're talking to boys, they just hear certain keywords… But if you had a bubble above their head, they'd be thinking about game scores, masturbation and food.

  Kate Hudson

  Boys, Thinking, Talking

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• You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

  Woody Allen

  Art, Wind, Two

  Stardust Memories (motion picture) (1980)

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• El amor es lo que hace que el sexo sea más que una masturbación. Si no hay amor aunque estés realmente con una pareja te masturbas con una pareja.

  Slavoj Žižek

  Sex, Love Is, Partners

  HARDtalk Interview, BBC World Service, January 12, 2010.

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• Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.

  Matt Groening

  Proud, Ashamed

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• ... it [masturbation] too often leads to grievous sin, even to that sin against nature, homosexuality. For, done in private, it evolves often into mutual masturbation - practiced with another person of the same sex - and thence into total homosexuality.

  Spencer W. Kimball

  Sex, Done, Sin

  Spencer W. Kimball (1982). "Las enseñanzas de Spencer W. Kimball, duodécimo presidente de la Iglesia de Jesucristo de los Santos de los Últimos Días".

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• Abused as we abuse it at present, dramatic art is in no sense cathartic; it is merely a form of emotional masturbation.

  Aldous Huxley

  Art, Emotional, Abuse

  Aldous Huxley (1937). “Ends and Means: An Inquiry Into the Nature of Ideals and Into the Methods Employed for Their Realization”, p.237, Transaction Publishers

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• I think the internet is the greatest waste of time since masturbation was discovered.

  Norman Mailer

  Thinking, Waste, Wasting Time

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• Well, one thing you can say for masturbation... you certainly don't have to look your best.

  Mart Crowley

  Sex, Looks, Wells

  Mart Crowley (2003). “The Band Plays: The Boys in the Band [and Its Sequel] The Men from the Boys”, p.10, Taylor & Francis

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• La masturbación no es la forma más feliz de sexualidad, pero sí la más aconsejable para quien quiere estar solo y pensar.

  Robert Anton Wilson

  Pensar, Querer, Sexualidad

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• Life is just masturbation in a sense, mentally. What people do is they just create a world out of their self-reflection.

  Federico Lenz

  Reflection, Self, People

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• Wrap the turkey up
  In aluminum foil
  My brother likes to masturbate
  With baby oil.

  Adam Sandler

  Baby, Brother, Turkeys

  Song: The Thanksgiving Song Performed by Adam Sandler

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• Abusado como abusamos de él en la actualidad, el arte dramático no es en ningún sentido catártico; no es más que una forma de masturbación emocional. Es muy raro encontrar a un actor que no haya visto su carácter afectado para peor por la práctica de su profesión. Nadie puede hacer de la autoexhibición un hábito, nadie puede explotar su personalidad para ejercer una especie de poder hipnótico sobre los demás y permanecer indemne al proceso.

  Aldous Huxley

  Art, Character, Exercise

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• Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who...have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.

  Quentin Crisp

  Real, Emotional, Self

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• My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

  Roddy Piper

  Busy, Mary, My Friends

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• [On masturbation:] I think that it is part of human sexuality, and perhaps it should be taught.

  Joycelyn Elders

  Thinking, Taught, Sexuality

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• Y no es que nunca me haya masturbado. Tengo quince años. Por supuesto que lo hago. Cualquier tío que diga que no lo hace está mintiendo. Eso sería como tener el videojuego más guay de la historia y no jugarlo nunca. Nadie es tan estúpido.

  Michael Thomas Ford

  Mentir, Estúpido, Años

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• My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Sex, Teenager, Funny Relationship

  Chuck Palahniuk (2001). "Choke: A Novel", Anchor Books

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• Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.

  Brad Pitt

  Self, Improvement, Fight Club Book

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• Prostitution reinforces all the old dumb clichés about women's sexuality; that they are not built to enjoy sex and are little more than walking masturbation aids, things to be done to, things so sensually null and void that they have to be paid to indulge in fornication, that women can be had, bought, as often as not sold from one man to another. When the sex war is won prostitutes should be shot as collaborators for their terrible betrayal of all women.

  Julie Burchill

  Sex, Betrayal, War

  "Damaged Gods: Cults and Heroes Reappraised". Book by Julie Burchill, 1986.

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• Vendré a hacerte el amor a las cinco. Si llego tarde, empieza sin mí.

  Tallulah Bankhead

  Funny Love, Sex, Making Love

  "Tallulah, Darling: Una biografía de Tallulah Bankhead". Libro de Denis Brian, 1 de junio de 1980.

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• If a director says he doesn't care how many people see his films at all, I simply don't believe him. Otherwise why would he bother to make the film? The only explanation would be that it would be an act of masturbation. I think that every creator is looking for a receptor. He's looking for an audience. There are two parts of the equation: a creator and, necessarily, the receiver of the work. It's the same thing for a painter who wants his paintings to be seen.

  Michael Haneke

  Creer, Pensar, Dos

  Interview with Sam Adams, www.avclub.com. December 30, 2009.

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• Stars today are just masturbation images.

  Robert Mitchum

  Stars, Today

  Biografía/Citas personales, www.imdb.com.

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• El dibujo y la masturbación fueron las primeras experiencias sagradas que recuerdo.

  Carolee Schneemann

  Dibujo, Experiencia, Sagrado

  Carolee Schneemann (2003). "Imaging Her Erotics: Essays, Interviews, Projects", p.131, MIT Press

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