Lobotomy Quotes

• I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

  Tom Waits

  Drinking, Beer, Bottles

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• If you want to live a life free of regret, there is an option open to you. It's called a lobotomy.

  Kathryn Schulz

  Motivation, Regret, Inspiration

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• Analysis is like a lobotomy. Who wants to have all their edges shaved off?

  David Byrne

  Analysis, Want, Edges

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• I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

  Sarah Jessica Parker

  Pensamiento, Ideas, Dos

  "Sex and the City: Time and Punishment". TV Series, 2001 - 2002.

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• Liberalism is a disease cured only by a lobotomy or 90 days in a third world country.

  Josh Bernstein

  Country, World, Disease

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• Prejudices are useless. Call Los Angeles any dirty name you like - Six Suburbs in Search of a City, Paradise with a Lobotomy, anything - but the fact remains that you are already living in it before you get there

  Clive James

  Dirty, Cities, Names

  Clive James (1985). "Visitas Volantes"

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• Parecería que las emociones son la maldición, no la muerte-emociones que parecen haberse desarrollado sobre unos pocos fenómenos como una maldición especial de Malevolence. Muy bien, entonces. Son nuestras emociones las que están mal. Somos bichos raros, el mundo está bien, y vamos todos a hacernos lobotomías para restaurar nuestro estado natural. Podemos dejar la biblioteca entonces, volver al arroyo lobotomizados, y vivir en sus orillas tan tranquilos como cualquier rata almizclera o junco. Tú primero.

  Annie Dillard

  Special, Library, World

  Annie Dillard (1994). "El lector de Annie Dillard", Harpercollins

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• Just now when I said, "I have a crush on you," you didn't say, "no way loser". I'd rather have a lobotomy by a leper. That means something

  Robin Williams

  Crush, Inspiration, Mean

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• El renovado uso de la lobotomía en la actualidad es especialmente aplicable a las mujeres: Como hacen cosas rutinarias, es posible quitarles su espíritu de rebelión, de debate, de crítica, y seguir dejándolas perfectamente capaces de hacer guisos o fregar platos. Es terrible esta tendencia a considerar a las mujeres algo peligroso para la sociedad.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Crítica, Rutina, Uso

  Fuente: www.iaphitalia.org

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• I'm fat and proud of it. If someone asks me how my diet is going, I say 'Fine - how was your lobotomy?'

  Roseanne Barr

  Proud, Fine, Fats

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• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw.

  Bill Watterson

  Needs, Saws, Calvin And Hobbes Friendship

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• The teacher usually learns more than the pupils. Isn't that true? "It would be hard to learn much less than my pupils," came a low growl from somewhere on the table, "without undergoing a pre-frontal lobotomy."

  Douglas Adams

  Teacher, Would Be, Tables

  "La Agencia de Detectives Holísticos de Dirk Gently". Libro de Douglas Adams, 1987.

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• La cirugía del hombro fue un éxito. La lobotomía fracasó.

  Mike Ditka

  Nfl, Shoulders, Surgery

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• If you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything.

  Kathy Acker

  Want, Ask Me, Asks

  Kathy Acker (1996). "Pussy, rey de los piratas", Acker, Kathy

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• As soon as a woman re- fuses to be perfectly happy doing housework eight hours a day, society has a tendency to want to do a lobotomy on her.

  Simone de Beauvoir

  Eight, Want, Hours

  Fuente: www.iaphitalia.org

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• Me pregunto si nuestra adopción del Shrink-ese como segunda lengua, el paso de frases religiosas de juicio a palabras seculares de aceptación, no ha producido también una lobotomía moral. En la reticencia, la aversión a juzgar, ¿estamos incapacitados para emitir juicio alguno?

  Ellen Goodman

  Religioso, Mudanza, Aceptación

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• I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

  Alice Cooper

  Country, Crazy, Western Music

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• When discussing complex systems like brains and other societies, it is easy to oversimplify: I call this Occam's lobotomy.

  I. J. Bueno

  Simplicity, Brain, Easy

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• We're talking about the chemical lobotomy. We're talking about the chemical straightjacketing of our children.

  Michael Savage

  Children, Talking, Chemicals

  Source: whale.to

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• Every day a sharp tool, a powerful destroyer, is necessary to cut away dullness, lobotomy, buzzing, belief in human beings, stagnancy, images, and accumulation. As soon as we stop believing in human beings, rather know we are dogs and trees, we'll start to be happy.

  Kathy Acker

  Dog, Powerful, Believe

  Kathy Acker (1989). “Blood and Guts in High School”, p.37, Grove Press

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• We come crawling through these cracks, orphans, lobotomies; if you ask me what I want, I'll tell you. I want everything. Whole rotten world come down and break. Let me spread my legs.

  Kathy Acker

  Cracks, Rotten, World

  Kathy Acker (1996). "Pussy, rey de los piratas", Acker, Kathy

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• A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.

  Joan Rivers

  Plastic, Surgery, Surgeons

  "Happy 80th birthday Joan Rivers! Comedian's 80 bitchiest putdowns and funniest one-liner jokes" by Steve Anglesey, www.mirror.co.uk. June 08, 2013.

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• I didn't know what would take my mind off the sexy Spartan, except for maybe a total lobotomy.

  Jennifer Estep

  Sexy, Mind, Knows

  Jennifer Estep (2011). “Kiss of Frost”, p.26, Kensington Books

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• It's time to resist efforts of the American Civil Liberties Union who have conducted a religious lobotomy on this country, seeking to strip it of any vestige of religious influence.

  Cal Thomas

  Christian, Country, Religious

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• I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

  Alice Cooper

  Country, Clever, Crazy

  "Alice Cooper: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 2, 2009.

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