Kleenex Quotes

• It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

  Karen Marie Moning

  Robins, Jam, Noses

  Karen Marie Moning (2012). “Iced: Fever Series”, p.236, Delacorte Press

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• I love being manipulated by what I see. I love weepies and romantic comedies where you're reaching for the Kleenex at the right moment.

  Nick Cave

  Comedy, Moments, Reaching

  "Outback outlaws". Interview with Dorian Lynskey, www.theguardian.com. February 23, 2006.

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• Los hombres deberían ser como Kleenex, suaves, fuertes y desechables.

  Cher

  Amor, Divertido, Ruptura

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• If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

  Art Hoppe

  God, Humorous, Profound

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• La Tierra es un Kleenex usado en la mesilla de noche del Universo.

  Colin Quinn

  Earth, Used, Universe

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• I went to a funeral recently, and they handed out Kleenex before the funeral. Which I thought was cocky.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Cocky, Humor

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• No he salido de casa sin un paquete de Kleenex en el bolsillo trasero desde que tengo uso de razón. Cada vez que empiezo a pensar que soy increíblemente guay, el paquete de Kleenex en mi bolsillo trasero me devuelve a la tierra.

  Josh Radnor

  Pensar, Largo, Casa

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Pero a veces estás tan indefenso. Es como ver a un gatito con la cabeza atrapada en una caja de Kleenex.

  Rainbow Rowell

  Sometimes, Kitten, Boxes

  Rainbow Rowell (2013). "Fangirl", p.205, Pan Macmillan.

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• [With "Summer Sisters" the publisher] sent me on a big book tour. And it was the most wonderful professional experience of my life. I mean it was like Kleenex on every table wherever I was, friends patting friends on the back and they'd cry and I'd cry.

  Judy Blume

  Summer, Book, Mean

  Fuente: www.teachingbooks.net

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• -“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman would love to get hold of those lines." -"Not John Williams?" -"If you’ve got some hopelessly overmatched heroes fighting evil and some Imperial types marching, John Williams is your guy. You need a song to make people reach for a box of Kleenex, talk to Randy Newman. But if you want creepy atmospherics and spine-shivering chords to back up your casual death threats, you gotta bring in Danny Elfman.

  Kevin Hearne

  Song, Hero, Fighting

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• How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?

  Julia Child

  Food, Taste, Baking Bread

  "How to Avoid TV Dinners While Watching TV" by Joan Barthel, The New York Times Magazine, p. 34, August 7, 1966.

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• I am a futility. The life of prayer begins with that. And God is not a comfort, to be offered like Kleenex. God is a poisoned sea, with broken syringes washing up on the beach. God is shopping malls stretching to the horizon and warplanes in the sky. God is a flat tire in a rainstorm and beer cans in the ditch, a bottle shattered on a highway and the taste of gunmetal in your mouth.

  Tim Farrington

  Beach, Prayer, Beer

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• Just how could a nation often be great if it's bread tastes want Kleenex.

  Julia Child

  Often Is, Want, Taste

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• Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I'll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.

  Jen Lancaster

  Heart, Chocolate, Bucks

  Jen Lancaster (2008). “Such a Pretty Fat: One Narcissist's Quest To Discover if Her Life Makes Her Ass Look Big, Or Why Pi e is Not The Answer”, p.88, Penguin

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• I learned just by going around. I know all about Kleenex factories, and all sorts of things.

  Ana, Princesa Real

  Learning, Factories, Knows

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• Después de aplicar la base de maquillaje y un poco de colorete, espolvorea tu rostro con polvos translúcidos, luego rocía la piel con un spray de agua de rosas y coloca un Kleenex encima durante un segundo. Esto hace que tu rostro parezca impecable de forma que parezca que no llevas maquillaje.

  Liv Tyler

  Makeup, Dust, Skins

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• La depresión consiste en que si me quisieras lo harías. Es decir, si me quisieras dejarías de hacer tus deberes, dejarías de salir de copas con tus amigos los sábados por la noche, dejarías de aceptar papeles protagonistas en producciones teatrales y dejarías de hacer todo lo que no sea sentarte aquí a mi lado y pasarme Kleenex y aspirinas mientras yo yazgo y crujo y lloro y me ahogo y te ahogo en mi miseria.

  Elizabeth Wurtzel

  Mentir, Beber, Noche

  Elizabeth Wurtzel (2014). "Prozac Nation: Young and Depressed in America", p.236, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt.

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• good call. A second drag and your next stop's the wastepaper basket - and not to toss your kleenex, true.

  J.R. Ward

  Toss, Next, Baskets

  J.R. Ward (2012). "El amante renace: Una novela de la Hermandad de la Daga Negra", p.58, Penguin

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• Leo sacó un bolígrafo y autografió el brazo de una de las ninfas. "¡Narciso es un perdedor! Es tan débil que no puede levantar ni un Kleenex. Es tan patético que, cuando buscas patético en Wikipedia, aparece una foto de Narciso, pero la foto es tan fea que nadie se fija en ella.

  Rick Riordan

  Ninfas, Feos, Brazos

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