Infomercials Quotes

• No one's on at my time but infomercials.

  Carson Daly

  Mi tiempo

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• Ive done a dozen or two dozen infomercials.

  Matthew Lesko

  Two, Done, Dozen

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• I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would produce it.

  Tucker Carlson

  Waiting, Host, Produce

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• Writing is 90% procrastination. It is a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write.

  Paul Rudnick

  Morning, Writing, Procrastination

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• Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

  Paul Rudnick

  Reading, Writing, Procrastination

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• Yo veía los concursos como el último escalón del tótem, a un paso de los infomerciales. Yo nunca los he visto. Sin embargo, ha sido muy divertido.

  Drew Carey

  Diversión, Juegos, Tótems

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• La telerrealidad es un animal totalmente distinto del mundo de los infomerciales.

  Kevin Harrington

  Animal, Reality, Different

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• As a writer, I need an enormous amount of time alone. Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials. It's a matter of doing everything you can to avoid writing, until it is about four in the morning and you reach the point where you have to write. Having anybody watching that or attempting to share it with me would be grisly.

  Paul Rudnick

  Morning, Reading, Writing

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• The key to terror, the key to terrorism, is not the act - but the fear of the act. That is why bin Laden and his deputies and his imitators are forever putting together videotaped statements and releasing virtual infomercials with dire threats and heart-stopping warnings. But why is the Republican Party imitating them? Bin Laden puts out what amounts to a commercial of fear; The Republicans put out what is unmistakable as a commercial of fear. The Republicans are paying to have the messages of bin Laden and the others broadcast into your home.

  Keith Olbermann

  Party, Home, Heart

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• Después de decir que la ley de empleo está pagada, el presidente Obama dice ahora que se pagará subiendo los impuestos a lo largo de 10 años. No puedo averiguar si es el tipo de persona que hace infomerciales, o el tipo de persona que se enamora de los infomerciales.

  Jay Leno

  Empleo, Otoño, Años

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• Cada vez que veo documentales o infomerciales sobre niños pequeños con cáncer, alucino. Me afecta al más alto nivel emocional... Cada vez que pienso en ello, me entristece más que cualquier otra cosa que se me pueda ocurrir.

  Kurt Cobain

  Cancer, Kids, Emotional

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• I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

  Cher

  Mother, Strong, Jobs

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to do by a British accent. That's why so many infomercials have British people.

  John Oliver

  Pensamiento, Voz, Gente

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• I left Mexico for artistic survival. If I had stayed, I would have been forced by the government, who control the movie business, to direct TV shows or commercials or infomercials for the government.

  Alfonso Cuarón

  Government, Tv Shows, Survival

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• Magnus raised his hands above his head and clapped once. The room flooded with light. "You see? You think that would be possible without magic? "Actually," replied Simon, "It is. If you watched infomercials you'd know that.

  Cassandra Clare

  Thinking, Light, Hands

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• It's mind-boggling to consider that movies this bad are actually committed to film. The poor quality of The Pest in almost every category - humor, intelligence, creativity, and just plain entertainment value - ranks it somewhere between a bad infomercial and a local cable newscast. Rarely do I consider the act of seeing a movie to be a chore, but this kind of experience is the exception.

  James Berardinelli

  Creativity, Poor Quality, Mind

  "The Pest (1997)". A movie review at www.reelviews.net,

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• Rand Paul is officially running for president. He even revealed his campaign slogan, which is 'Defeat the Washington machine. Unleash the American dream.' It's hard to tell if he's running for president or doing an infomercial for Bowflex.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Running, Dream, President

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• Gran noche de televisión para Barack Obama. Esta noche, Barack Obama emitió un infomercial de media hora para atraer más votantes. Sí, sí. Sí, y aparentemente, si veías todo el infomercial, Barack te regalaba un juego de cuchillos Ginsu.

  Conan O'Brien

  Noche, Cuchillos, Televisión

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