Arseholes Quotes

• The demons are innumerable, arrive at the most inappropriate times and create panic and terror. But I have learned that if I can master the negative forces and harness them to my chariot, then they can work to my advantage. Lilies often grow out of carcasses' arseholes.

  Ingmar Bergman

  Positivity, Negativity, Negative

  "Bergman talks of his dreams and demons in rare interview". Interview with Xan Brooks, www.theguardian.com. December 12, 2011.

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• Dahling, cuando Dios puso dientes en tu boca, arruinó un culo perfectamente bueno.

  Neil Gaiman

  Perfectly Good, Teeth, Mouths

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• Antes de diagnosticarte depresión o baja autoestima, asegúrate de que no estás rodeado de gilipollas.

  William Gibson

  Inspiración, Divertido, Vida

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• I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.

  Ben Goldacre

  Teacher, Water, Body

  Ben Goldacre (2008). “Bad Science”, p.21, HarperCollins UK

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• Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unless any circumstances {in other words, context) can be regarded as mitigating. And before you judge, although you have probably already done so, go away and write down the four worst things you have done to a partner, even if - especially if - your partner doesn't know about them. Don't dress things up, or try to explain them; just write them down, in a list, in the plainest language possible. Finished? Ok, so who's the arsehole now?

  Nick Hornby

  Writing, Judging, Going Away

  Nick Hornby (1996). “High Fidelity”, p.103, Penguin

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• We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes

  Bonnie Greer

  Criminals, Troll, Online

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• Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If you’re an arsehole, people don’t want to work with you. You won’t get hired  Well, there are a few arseholes.

  Bertie Carvel

  People, Actors, Want

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• Corres el riesgo de que te rechacen. Si tienes pretensiones de ser artista de cualquier tipo, tienes que correr el riesgo de que la gente te rechace y piense que eres un gilipollas.

  Roger Waters

  Artista, Pensamiento, Gente

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?

  Terry Pratchett

  Rain, Purpose, Knows

  Terry Pratchett (2008). “Monstrous Regiment: (Discworld Novel 31)”, p.169, Random House

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• After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, What an arsehole!

  Steve Toltz

  Recuerdos, Pasado, Pensamiento

  Steve Toltz (2008). "Una fracción del todo"

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• Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women? One day, I received an SMS from a friend in New York - she was in a taxi on the way to court to face her arsehole ex-husband, and she said to me 'Alber, I am wearing a Lanvin dress, and I feel so protected.' That to me was the biggest compliment I ever received. To have a 500 gram piece of silk make her feel protected - that made me very happy indeed.

  Alber Elbaz

  New York, Esposo, Un Día

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• There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused to go inside. People started to gather on the street, until Rosa Hubermann swore at them, after which they reversed back whence they came. ~A TRANSLATION OF ROSA HUBERMANN’S ANNOUNCEMENT~ ‘What are you arseholes looking at?

  Markus Zusak

  Eye, People, Tears

  Markus Zusak (2014). “Markus Zusak: The Book Thief & I Am the Messenger”, p.35, Knopf Books for Young Readers

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• Until everyone in this country over 35 has passed away, the theocracy will still be alive. And I am not actually of the theocracy, and that could bother people. I think I've probably taken a bit of flak for that, as well as being an arsehole occasionally, obviously.

  Sinead O'Connor

  País, Tomado, Pensamiento

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• For 15 years I was a complete arsehole to a dozen people. I said I would try and make it right with those people, and anybody that gave me an audience, I was there.

  Lance Armstrong

  Años, Gente, Intentarlo

  Entrevista con Dan Roan, www.bbc.com. 26 de enero de 2015.

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