Frank Dane Quotes

• Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

  Frank Dane

  Funny, Stupid People, Your Side

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• A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

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  Men, Giving, Politics

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• Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

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  Business, Work, Blessed

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• A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

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  Men, Thinking, Squares

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• The United Nations is an uplifting experiment, dedicated to raising the standards of living in Africa , the consciences of democracies, and the price of prostitutes in New York

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  Uplifting, New York, Democracy

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• Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

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  Greatness, Thrust

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• Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

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  Funny, Time, Money

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• The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

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  Love, Heart, Cynical

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• Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal.

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  Cities, Criminals, Crime

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• It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

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  Hate, Enemy, Way

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• Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

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  Funny, Fashion, Ignorance

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• The news of any politician's death should be listed under Public Improvements.

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  Death, News, Politics

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• A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

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  Way, Morality, Shows

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• Rome had senators too, and that is why it declined.

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  Rome, Politics, Politician

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• Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

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  Divertido, Sarcástico, Sarcasmo

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• Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

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  Sin, Preacher, Ifs

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• Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

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  Home, House, Annoyed

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• Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

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  Winning, Men, Good Man

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• In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

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  Laughing, Polite, Heard

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