Jay Leno Quotes About Mountain

• La Comisión de Caza de Pensilvania ha acusado a un hombre de ir a cazar ciervos con una pistola en el aparcamiento de un Wal-Mart. Se le acusa de imprudencia temeraria, pero puede declararse culpable de un cargo menor de ser un redneck.... Cazar en un aparcamiento de Wal-Mart. Eso tiene que ser bueno para comer un ciervo que vive de sobras de Twizzlers y Mountain Dew.

  Jay Leno

  Redneck, Hunting, Men

• President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off.

  Jay Leno

  Couple, Fall, Texas

• Bush se cayó de la bicicleta mientras practicaba ciclismo de montaña en su rancho durante el fin de semana. Golpeó un punto áspero en el sendero. Hay un cambio: el medio ambiente perjudica a Bush.

  Jay Leno

  Hurt, Fin De Semana, Montaña

• Oscar nominations came out today. Up for best actor, Sean Penn for 'Mystic River,' Jude Law for 'Cold Mountain,' and of course, George W. Bush for 'Iraqi Weapons of Mass Destruction.'

  Jay Leno

  Mass Destruction, Law, Rivers

• Disneyland celebrated its 40th anniversary by burying a time capsule. They say it will be dug up in 50 years - or when the last person in line at Space Mountain gets to the front, whichever comes first.

  Jay Leno

  Space, Years, Mountain

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