Alan Abel Quotes

• We're a nation of sheep. If you go out and look up at the sky, people around you will start looking up at the sky.

  Alan Abel

  Sheep, Sky, People

  Fuente: www.esquire.com

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• Una vez recomendé [en una columna del San Francisco Chronicle] que se cosiera un tercer brazo -un brazo de plástico- en la base de la columna vertebral para que la gente pudiera tener un trípode en el que sentarse mientras espera en la cola, y me lo tomé en serio.

  Alan Abel

  Taken, San Francisco, Waiting In Line

  Fuente: www.esquire.com

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• I look at the newspapers, and I cannot believe most of the stories I read. Bernie Madoff, who actually screwed millions of people for billions of dollars, it's just unbelievable what he got away with and how long it took for him to be exposed. A guy like that should be hanged.

  Alan Abel

  Creer, Largo, Gente

  Fuente: www.esquire.com

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• My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.

  Alan Abel

  Zero, Wife, Judging

  Fuente: www.esquire.com

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• Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check. I fondled it for about five minutes and then sent it back. I told her I couldn't accept money from strangers.

  Alan Abel

  Animal, California, Santa Barbara

  Fuente: www.esquire.com

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