Argus Hamilton Quotes About Wednesday

• The Pentagon tested an anti-missile system in New Mexico Wednesday. The test was an incomplete success. While the interceptor was shooting down the incoming missile, three thousand illegal aliens walked right across the border under its nose.

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  Borders, Three, Mexico

• Chinese president Jiang Zemin met with former Bill Clinton in Hong Kong Wednesday. What a contrast. One is a ruthless communist who gains popularity by damaging the United States, while the other guy runs China.

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  Running, Guy, Chinese

• Hillary Clinton ripped FBI Director Louis Freeh on Wednesday. She said she can't understand how FBI documents could vanish and then mysteriously reappear. She has to say that or she'd be thrown out of the Magician's Society.

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  Directors, Clinton, Said

• El Presidente Bush rindió homenaje el miércoles a los veteranos de la Segunda Guerra Mundial de Normandía en el Memorial del Día D. Esa misma noche, sus hijas gemelas rindieron un homenaje especial a los veteranos de la Segunda Guerra Mundial en el Pacífico. Cada una de ellas derribó dos kamikazes.

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  Daughter, War, Night

• Los Country Music Awards se celebraron el miércoles por la noche en Universal City. Las mejores canciones country siempre hablan de alcohol, armas y amores que salen mal. El año que viene le darán a Robert Blake el Lifetime Achievement Award.

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  Country, Canción, Beber

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