Oliver Gaspirtz Quotes

• Imagine a wall that's green on one side and red on the other. You stand on one side and only see green. I stand on the other side and only see red. We'll both be right about the color we see, even though we disagree on what color the wall is. Being able to realize that the other person has a valid point, even if you disagree with it, that's maturity.

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  Wall, Maturity, Color

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• It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

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  Fool, Idiot

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• Dogs are like kids. Cats are like roommates.

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  Dog, Cat, Kids

  Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.54, Westhoff Publishing

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• Sólo se vive una vez, así que disfruta del viaje.

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  You Only Live Once, Enjoy

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• A fish tank is just interactive television for cats.

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  Cat, Tanks, Television

  Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.54, Westhoff Publishing

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• A cow's heaven is a flower's idea of hell.

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  Flower, Ideas, Heaven

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• Getting life insurance is like making a bet you can't win. If you live, you don't get the money. If you die, you don't get to enjoy the money.

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  Winning, Enjoy, Can't Win

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• Some guys like to undermine a girl's self-esteem with little verbal jabs. Eventually it all adds up. One bee sting doesn't hurt a horse, but enough bee stings can kill a horse.

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  Girl, Hurt, Horse

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• La vida es como el océano. Puedes ser la bola que flota en las olas o crear tus propias olas.

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  Ocean, Life Is Like, Floating

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• Happy Endings are an illusion. Real life is filled with brief moments of fleeting happiness, but ultimately every life is a tragedy that ends in death and grief.

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  Real, Grief, Tragedy

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• Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey.

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  Book, Mean, Needs

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• Las cosas buenas tienes que hacer que ocurran. Las cosas malas suceden por sí solas.

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  Good Things, Happens, Bad Things

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• Books like Twilight are not art. They are mass-produced crap that is meant to be consumed by the widest possible audience, for the largest possible profit.

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  Art, Book, Twilight

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• Dogs will give you unconditional love until the day they die. Cats will make you pay for every mistake you've ever made since the day you were born.

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  Dog, Mistake, Cat

  Oliver Gaspirtz (2014). “Pet Humor!”, p.56, Westhoff Publishing

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