Wes Smith Quotes

• Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.

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  Wine, Bread, Fool

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• Nunca confíes en una mujer cuyo padre la llama "Princesa". Lo más probable es que se lo crea.

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  Father, Believe, Princess

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• There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.

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  Self, Cleaning, Revelations

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• Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

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  Food, Cooking, Half

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• There is nothing personal about a personal ad.

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  Anuncios

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• A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.

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  Lasts, Irony, Haircuts

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• They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.

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  Consejos

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• Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.

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  Advice, Rooms, Laundry

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• El principal beneficiario de las pólizas de seguro de vida para jóvenes solteros es el agente de seguros de vida.

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  People, Agents, Controversial

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• Hurry up and learn patience.

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  Funny, Haste

  "Type A's, hurry up and learn patience! Here's how" by Jennifer Nelson, www.today.com. June 16, 2011.

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• Si tienes que aprenderlo de un libro de autoayuda, puede que no te sirva de nada.

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  Book, Self, May

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