Jimmy Fallon Quotes About Wife

• A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Couple, Kids, Divorce

• Una chica de New York cuyos padres participaron en el programa Intercambio de Esposas ha demandado al programa por 100 millones de dólares por hacerla parecer una mocosa malcriada. Nota para la chica: ¿adivina qué más te hace parecer una mocosa malcriada? Tener 15 años y demandar por cien millones de dólares.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Girl, New York, Wife

• Investigadores canadienses dicen haber descubierto la parte del cerebro que se utiliza para tomar decisiones, y esto es raro: si estás casado, en realidad se encuentra en el cerebro de tu mujer.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Matrimonio, Esposa, Decisión

• During an interview, former President George W. Bush discussed his painting hobby and said, 'Never paint your wife or your mother.' Then he added, 'Because it's almost impossible to get the paint out of their hair.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Mother, Hair, Wife

• Lincoln Chafee, ex gobernador de Rhode Island, ha anunciado que se presenta a las elecciones presidenciales. Antes de anunciar su candidatura, su mujer entró en Facebook y preguntó a sus empleados si recordaban su contraseña. Porque si una contraseña de Facebook es demasiado difícil de recordar, los códigos de lanzamiento de las armas nucleares deberían ser pan comido.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Running, Rhode Island, Islands

• I got my shot at the movies. I love doing standup live. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I wanted to try movies, so I gave it a shot. I had two shots and I didn't really do it. That wasn't really happening for me. On the second movie I got to meet the girl that would be my wife. So I got to hang out with her and get engaged, and get the whole wedding thing. It was really great.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Chica, Dos, Esposa

  "Jimmy Fallon Dishes on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon". Interview with B. Alan Orange, movieweb.com. February 20, 2009.

• You're sitting there, with your wife and your baby and your smiling dog, and you're watching Real Housewives getting into fistfights on TV. And you go, 'How great is my life? I'm so happy right now.'

  Jimmy Fallon

  Baby, Dog, Real

  "Jimmy Fallon Interviews Jimmy Fallon". Interview with Eric Spitznagel and Peter Yang, www.menshealth.com. December 23, 2014.

• No sería nada sin mi mujer. Ella es la mejor. Es la mejor. Ella es la más inteligente. Es la más divertida. La quiero tanto. Ella es como la - es como tu mejor amiga para el resto de tu vida.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Esposa, El Resto De Tu Vida, Tu Mejor Amigo

• It was just revealed that Donald Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over 20 years. Or in simpler terms, Trump hasn't voted in primary elections in over three wives.

  Jimmy Fallon

  Years, Wife, Three

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