Bruce Vilanch Quotes

• To be gay and out of shape is almost as much of a stigma as just being gay used to be.

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  Gay, Shapes, Just Being

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• I do a lot of screen re-writing.

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  Writing, Screens

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• I mean, people who watch Jon Stewart's show every night don't think he went far enough, because he couldn't do what he does on his show every night, because it's a different job. The same thing with Chris Rock. He can't come out and do a tossed-salad routine, the way he does on his HBO shows, because this is the Academy Awards.

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  Jobs, Mean, Night

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• Estamos cambiando el formato, lo que creo que siempre es bueno. Lo que pasa con James [Franco] y Anne [Hathaway] [presentadores de los Oscar 2011] es que ambos han presentado Saturday Night Live, y lo hicieron muy bien. Así que están acostumbrados a trabajar con poco tiempo de ensayo, y en directo, mucha presión, reescrituras, cosas así. Pueden hacer cambios rápidos, lo que es muy ventajoso, y son cómicos hábiles.

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  Jobs, Night, Thinking

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• It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about.

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  Party, Awards, People

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• I have one rave New York Times review framed next to a flop Los Angeles Times review. And it's for the same show. These people watched the same show. That's what happens. They love it, they hate it.

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  New York, Hate, People

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• I think probably the best example was the year Jack Palance dropped down and gave us push-ups when he accepted his award for supporting actor. Then we got to throw away a lot of the script because we just did Jack Palance jokes, because it was just too delicious, watching this old man carry on like that.

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  Men, Thinking, Awards

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• What makes me laugh? Richard Nixon always made me laugh.

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  Laughing, Make Me Laugh, Made

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• I mean, if they're doing a television show every night like Jon Stewart, or Ellen, or David Letterman, then they have their bunch of people who are sitting on a payroll someplace, who are coming up with material every day of the week. Those are the people who wind up doing the bulk of the work for them when they host the thing, because that's their team.

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  Team, Mean, Night

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• Now what's important is that they have an attitude. Everybody has a look, but not everybody has cultivated what their stage persona is. And so when you're dealing with actors, it just makes it more difficult, because you have to help them come up with one. You know, Johnny Depp has no Johnny Depp character when he's onstage. You haven't seen An Evening With Johnny Depp at Carnegie Hall.

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  Attitude, Character, Important

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• You know, you have to do homework. You listen to who they are, what they do. I also compare it to designing clothes for people. If somebody brings in Tilda Swinton, you're not going to give her the same dress you'd give Gabourey Sidibe. Everybody looks different in a different line, a different color. The same thing with the way people speak.

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  Color, Clothes, People

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• I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We can open it in a more novel way and keep playing different pranks as we go through the thing.

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  Different, Way, Firsts

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• Eddie Izzard is absolutely brilliant. I would love to write something for him.

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  Writing, Brilliant

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• Generally with the Oscars or the Emmys there isn't much you can do until the nominations are announced. Then you know what kind of year you're dealing with - what's been overlooked, what the issues are.

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  Years, Issues, Oscars

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• I've written about 15 screenplays and they all sold - they were all sold on pitches.

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  Screenplays, Written

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• They make a humongous profit, but the people that work on the shows don't get paid a lot because they're working on the Oscars show. It's the biggest show in the world.

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  People, World, Oscars

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• I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee.

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  Mean, Hours, Fees

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• I write screenplays that don't get made and pilots that don't get picked up, and I re-write other people's movies, and those are all different kinds of fees.

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  Movie, Writing, People

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• I mean, I've sold all these scripts and nothing's been made. Studios have closed, stars have died. I had a director find Jesus. And the pictures just don't get made.

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  Jesus, Stars, Mean

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