John Dobbin Citas

• In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

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  Eye, Reality, Brain

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• En realidad, los gatos hacen esto para protegerte de los gnomos que vienen a robarte el aliento mientras duermes.

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  Sleep, Cat, Stealing

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• I'm just saying it's easier to kill a cat than dispose of a car.

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  Cat, Car, Just Saying

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• You'd really spend about a hundred dollars for fake testicles for your cat? I'm not sure I'd spend that for fake testicles for myself.

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  Cat, Fake, Dollars

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