Margaret Smith Quotes

• Mi tío Sammy era un hombre enfadado. Tenía impreso en su lápida: ¿Qué estás mirando?

  Margaret Smith

  Divertido, Muerte, Ingenioso

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• Salí a cenar con un marine el fin de semana pasado. Me miró al otro lado de la mesa y me dijo: "Podría matarte en siete segundos". Le dije: "Entonces comeré una tostada".

  Margaret Smith

  Funny, Humor, Marine

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• If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."

  Margaret Smith

  Religion, Said, Mary

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• I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.

  Margaret Smith

  Running, Women, Memorable

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• Hay una luz al final del túnel. Y es un tren.

  Margaret Smith

  Positive, Sassy, Tunnels

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• El mejor anticonceptivo es la palabra no, repetida con frecuencia.

  Margaret Smith

  Naughty, Birth Control, Contraception

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• Odio a la gente. La gente me hace pro-nuclear.

  Margaret Smith

  Hate, People, Nuclear

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• No consigo que una relación dure más de lo que tardo en hacer copias de sus cintas.

  Margaret Smith

  Relationship, Tape, Lasts

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• My femininity is always something I've tried to preserve in this dog-eat-dog world.

  Margaret Smith

  Dog, World, Femininity

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• My mom's Jewish and my dad's Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

  Margaret Smith

  Mom, Dad, Drinking

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• Safety was not a big thing when I was growing up. A seat belt was something that got in the way: 'Ma, the seat belt is digging into my back.' 'Stuff it down into the seat. And roll those windows up, you're letting the smoke out'

  Margaret Smith

  Growing Up, Safety, Stuff

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• Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.

  Margaret Smith

  Humble, May, Nasty

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• Only when all images of Earth are hushed and the clamor of the senses be stilled, and the soul has passed beyond thought of self, can the eternal wisdom be revealed to the mystic who seeks that highest communion with the unseen.

  Margaret Smith

  Self, Soul, Unseen

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