Rodney Dangerfield Quotes - Page 10

• I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Mother, Two, Wife

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.55, Zondervan

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• Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Divertido, Humor, Chicos

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• I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

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  Wife, Machines, Alive

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.155, Zondervan

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• When my old man wanted sex, my mother would show him a picture of me.

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  Funny, Mother, Sex

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• He probado cosas un poco pervertidas. Una mujer me llamó y me dijo: 'Tengo espejos por toda mi habitación. Trae una botella'. Traje Windex.

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  Sex, Mirrors, Bottles

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• Mi hijo es un niño malo. El otro día llegué a casa y lo vi pegando gusanos en la acera, se sienta a ver cómo se hernian los pájaros. Pues bien, las Navidades pasadas le regalé una pistola B-B y él me regaló una sudadera con una diana en la espalda. Les dije a mis hijos: "Algún día tendréis vuestros propios hijos". Uno de ellos dijo: "Tú también los tendrás".

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Home, Mean, Kids

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• My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Life Is Like, Rope

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• Ha encontrado una nueva forma de disimular su mal aliento. Levanta los brazos.

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  Cover Ups, Arms, Way

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• All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Sex, Fighting, Night

  Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.28, Zondervan

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• I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

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  Sexy, School, High School

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• One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.

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  Boys, Years, Birth Control

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• Menudo niño me ha tocado, le he hablado de los pájaros y de la abeja y él me ha hablado del carnicero y de mi mujer.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Divertido, Humor, Niños

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• I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.

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  Funny, Humor, Freak

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• Sure I smoked pot in hospital. My wife won't let me toke at home.

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  Home, Wife, Pot

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• It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.

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  Inspirational, Motivational, Nice

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• I am the world's oldest teenager. I've never lost my youthful attitude.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Attitude, Teenager, World

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.

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  Divertido, Pareja, Humor

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• Es solitario estar arriba cuando no hay nadie abajo.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Lonely, Bottom, Lonely At The Top

  "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

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• Mi matrimonio está en las rocas de nuevo, sí, mi esposa acaba de romper con su novio.

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  Divertido, Lindo, Novio

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• Cuando era niño en el mundo del espectáculo era pobre. Solía ir a orgías para comerme las uvas.

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  Divertido, Humor, Niños

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• With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

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  Girl, Thinking, Mirrors

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• Me and my dad used to play tag, he'd drive!

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  Funny, Dad, Humor

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• A sense of humor is rare. It isn't telling a joke about how there are three ways to get to heaven. It's being in a restaurant and hearing someone say, Everyone's got their tale of woe, and then turning around and saying, Unfortunately, in life, there's more woe than tail.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Heaven, Three, Tails

  "Rodney Dangerfield: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

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• Estoy en la edad en la que quiero dos niñas. En caso de que me duerma tendrán a alguien con quien hablar.

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  Divertido, Chica, Humor

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• Tengo hijos guapos. Menos mal que mi mujer me engaña.

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  Funny, Cheating, Humor

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