Bill Cosby Quotes - Page 5

• No se trata tanto de que lo negro es bello como de que lo blanco no es todo lo bello.

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  Funny, Beautiful, Hair

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• Romance is a different word than sexual contact.

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  Romance, Different, Contact

  Excerpts from deposition, www.chicagotribune.com. July 19, 2015.

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• My mother was an authority on pig sties. This is the worst looking pigsty I have ever seen in my life, and I want it cleaned up right now.

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  Mother, Son, Pigs

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• Nada separa más a las generaciones que la música. Cuando un niño tiene ocho o nueve años, ha desarrollado una pasión por su propia música que es incluso más fuerte que sus pasiones por la procrastinación y la ropa rara.

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  Familia, Música, Niños

  Bill Cosby (1987). "Paternidad", Berkley Publishing Group

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• Un padre primerizo aprende rápidamente que su hijo acude invariablemente al cuarto de baño precisamente en los momentos en que él está allí, como si necesitara compañía. La única forma que tiene este padre de asegurarse la intimidad en el baño es afeitarse en la gasolinera.

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  Divertido, Día del Padre, Niños

  Bill Cosby (1987). "Paternidad", Berkley Publishing Group

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• Si el nuevo padre estadounidense se siente desconcertado e incluso derrotado, que se consuele con el hecho de que haga lo que haga en cualquier situación de paternidad tiene un cincuenta por ciento de posibilidades de acertar.

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  Divertido, Día del Padre, Papá

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• YOU are a genius!... and I am a genius because I married you.

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  Genius, Married

  "The Cosby Show (TV Series)". www.imdb.com. 1986.

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• But if that's what you want to be, that's what you will be - as long as you study.

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  Long, Want, Study

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• We go out of our way to make people so different,... to punish them because of color, because of sex, because of size, and the game starts.

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  Sex, Color, Games

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• I didn't like what was on TV in terms of sitcoms—it had nothing to do with the color of them—I just didn't like any of them. I saw little kids, let's say 6 or 7 years old, white kids, black kids. And the way they were addressing the father or the mother, the writers had turned things around, so the little children were smarter than the parent or the caregiver. They were just not funny to me. I felt that it was manipulative and the audience was looking at something that had no responsibility to the family.

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  Madre, hijos, padre

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• I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, mid-life for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter-miler, whose son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore, unless I bring something to read."

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  Running, Dad, Son

  Bill Cosby (1987). "El tiempo vuela"

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• My father established our relationship when I was seven years old. He looked at me and said, “You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you.

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  Divertido, Padre, Humor

  "Bill Cosby: Himself". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1983.

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• Los expertos en crianza sin hijos también me arrancan lágrimas de risa cuando dicen: "Me encantan los niños porque son muy honestos". No hay ningún agente de la CIA o del KGB que sepa cómo ocultar el robo de comida, cómo fingir estar dormido o cómo falsificar la firma de un padre como si fuera un niño.

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  Risa, Niños, Ojo

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• My feeling is, personally, I want to die first... because I believe that when you die, your soul goes immediately up for judgment - and I don't want my wife up there first. No, the judgment will be horrendous.

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  Believe, Wife, Feelings

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• Supongo que la verdadera razón por la que mi mujer y yo tuvimos hijos es la misma que tuvo Napoleón para invadir Rusia: en aquel momento parecía una buena idea.

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  Bebé, Niños, Real

  Facebook post byBill Cosby from Nov 09, 2009

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• Los poetas han dicho que la razón para tener hijos es darse a uno mismo la inmortalidad. ¿Inmortalidad? Ahora que tengo cinco hijos, mi única esperanza es que estén todos fuera de casa antes de que me muera.

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  Niños, Dar, Casa

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• Las redes sociales ayudan a llegar a la gente más fácil y rápidamente.

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  People, Networking, Helping

  "Bill Cosby Is Glad He Was Born, and So Are We". Beliefnet interview, www.beliefnet.com.

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• You'll have many, many friends, but if your relationship with your mate is one hundred per cent of your heart, you'll never need a friend.

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  Friends, Heart, Needs

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• I don't think you can bring the races together by joking about the differences between them. I'd rather talk about the similarities, about what's universal in their experiences.

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  Thinking, Race, Differences

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• Uno de los grandes errores que puede cometer un hombre de mi edad es involucrarse en competiciones atléticas con niños, a menos, por supuesto, que tengan menos de seis años. E incluso entonces, mantente alejado del escondite.

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  Niños, Error, Hombres

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• A father... knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.

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  Girl, Running, Daughter

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• Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

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  Pregnancy, Over You, Lips

  Bill Cosby (1987). "Paternidad", Berkley Publishing Group

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• Mi abuelo decía: "Cuando te vuelvas senil, no lo sabrás".

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  Hypocrisy, Getting Older, Age

  "Bill Cosby: 49". Documentary, Comedy, www.imdb.com. 1987.

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• I think the part of media that romanticizes criminal behavior, things that a person will say against women, profanity, being gangster, having multiple children with multiple men and women and not wanting to is prevalent. When you look at the majority of shows on television they placate that kind of behavior.

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  Niños, Hombres, Pensar

  "Q&A: Bill Cosby Talks Family, Faith and Tim Tebow". Interview with Mark Hensch, www.christianpost.com. December 15, 2011.

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• And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head.

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  Brother, Voice, Toilets

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