Dane Cook Quotes About Lying

• We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

  Dane Cook

  Lying, Cry, Painful

  "Dane Cook: Vicious Circle", 2006.

• When a guy says "I have no idea what you're talking about" it means "I'm thinking of exactly what you're saying I did while I lie to you."

  Dane Cook

  Mentir, Mal, Pensar

  Twitter post from Aug 3, 2013

• If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma.

  Dane Cook

  Karma, Truth, Lying

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 03, 2014

• You can easily tell if a person is lying and cheating on you if they say, I love you. I would never lie to you or cheat on you.

  Dane Cook

  Cheating, Lying, Love You

  FaceBook post by Dane Cook from Sep 03, 2014

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