Woody Allen Quotes - Page 8

• Estoy muy emocionada, creo que hoy voy a cepillarme todos los dientes.

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  Thinking, Teeth, Today

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• No critiques la masturbación. Es sexo con alguien a quien quiero.

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  Movie, Sex, Humorous

  Annie Hall (motion picture) (1977). Cowritten with Marshall Brickman.

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• I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.

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  Funny, Humor, Parenting

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• My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

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  Mother, Depressing, Time

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• Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.

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  Here And There, Way, Life Is

  "On Being Funny: Woody Allen and Comedy". Book by Eric Lax, 1975.

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• Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue.

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  Divertido, Dios, Humor

  Woody Allen (2007). “Mere Anarchy”, Random House Incorporated

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• Las cifras nos dicen que ya hay más gente en la Tierra de la que necesitamos para mover hasta el piano más pesado.

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  Divertido, Conmovedor, Piano

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• Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained.

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  Sunset, Yellow, Yesterday

  Woody Allen (2007). "The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose", Random House Incorporated

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• Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

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  Moving, Book, Beer

  "Spring Bulletin", The New Yorker, April 29, 1967.

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• Tuve una educación terrible. Asistí a una escuela para maestros con trastornos emocionales.

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  Inspiración, Diversión, Educación

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• You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.

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  Real, People, Greek

  "Woody Allen Interview To Rome With Love". "MoviesOnline" Interview, www.moviesonline.ca. October 9, 2017.

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• Tengo malos reflejos. Una vez me atropelló un coche que empujaban dos tipos.

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  Divertido, Correr, Humor

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• The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

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  Sex, Dirty, Done

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• The best things in life are censored.

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  Things In Life, Best Things In Life, Best Things

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• When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

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  Girl, Mother, Divorce

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• To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.

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  Animal, Big Fish, Littles

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• In formulating any philosophy the first consideration must always be: What can we know? That is, what can we be sure we know, or sure that we know we knew it, if indeed it is at all knowable. Or have we simply forgotten it and are too embarrassed to say anything? Descartes hinted at the problem when he wrote, 'My mind can never know my body, although it has become quite friendly with my legs.

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  Philosophy, Mind, Say Anything

  Woody Allen (2007). "The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose", Random House Incorporated

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• I loathed every day and regret every moment I spent in a school.

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  Regret, Educational, School

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• As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

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  Funny, Humor, Eye

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• No pienses en la muerte como un fin, sino más bien como una forma muy eficaz de reducir tus gastos.

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  Inspiración, Muerte, Corte

  "Personaje de ficción: Boris". "El amor y la muerte", www.imdb.com. 10 de junio de 1975.

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• I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.

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  Girl, Children, Only Child

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• Preveo la muerte por choque cultural.

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  Culture, Shock, Culture Shock

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• Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?

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  Sabe, Si

  Woody Allen (2007). "The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose", Random House Incorporated

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• El gobierno no responde a las necesidades del pequeño hombre. Si mides menos de 1,70 m, es imposible que tu congresista se ponga al teléfono.

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  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• El sexo sin amor es una experiencia vacía, pero en cuanto a experiencias vacías, es una de las mejores.

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  Amor, Divertido, Sexy

  Love and Death (motion picture) (1975)

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