Frank Skinner Quotes

• You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd at your funeral will be largely dictated by the weather.

  Frank Skinner

  Life, Weather, Funeral

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• Un perro no es inteligente. Nunca confíes en un animal que se sorprende de sus propios pedos

  Frank Skinner

  Funny, Dog, Intelligent

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• I honestly thought my marriage would work because me and the wife did share a sense of humour. We had to really, because she didn't have one.

  Frank Skinner

  Funny Relationship, Wife, Share

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• So, Arsenal have signed Arsene Wenger because his name sounds a bit like the club. How long before Man Utd sign Stefan Kuntz?

  Frank Skinner

  Soccer, Football, Men

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• Siempre oímos hablar de arriesgados cuyos riesgos han merecido la pena, pero no son más valientes que aquellos cuyos riesgos acaban en ridículo.

  Frank Skinner

  Courage, Bravery, Risk

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• I'm world-famous in West Bromwich.

  Frank Skinner

  World, West, World Famous

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• Professional footballers - those virile young stags of our modern culture - are near perpetual fountains of sputum.

  Frank Skinner

  Culture, Modern, Fountain

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• How do I relax? This might sound slightly ridiculous but I play the ukulele for at least an hour a day and I find something really blissful about it.

  Frank Skinner

  Ukulele, Play, Relax

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• Cider was my drink because I liked the taste and it made me stupid.

  Frank Skinner

  Stupid, Cider, Taste

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