Ronnie Shakes Quotes

• Después de doce años de terapia, mi psiquiatra dijo algo que me hizo llorar. Dijo: "No hablo inglés".

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  Funny, Eye, Years

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• My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.

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  Health, Doctors, August

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• I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.

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  Lying, Guy, Earth

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• Sometimes the unexpected does happen. Once, this exquisite woman fell for me. After we made love, she gave me a check for a hundred dollars. I said, "Honey, I don't get paid for sex." She said, "This is hush money."

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  Sex, Doe, Dollars

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• Iba a comprar un ejemplar de "El poder del pensamiento positivo", pero luego pensé: ¿De qué serviría?

  Ronnie Shakes

  Positive, Thinking, Copies

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• One question on hospital admittance forms really gets me. "Sex: Male or Female?" Do I want to be in a hospital where they can't tell the difference?

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  Sexo, Diferencias, Querer

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• A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?'

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  Funny Relationship, People, Mind

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• I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

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  God, One Day, Knows

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• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you only live once!

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  Funny, Thinking, You Only Live Once

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• As a teenager I just wanted to fit in, just to be one of the boys. It was tough. I went to an all black school. I went so far as to have them print my negative in the yearbook. I think it was the black teeth that gave me away.

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  Teenager, School, Yearbook

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• I like life. It's something to do.

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  Funny, Aging

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• I was an ugly baby. On my birth certificate there was a listing for Probable Cause.

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  Baby, Ugly, Causes

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• Where there's a will there's a dead person.

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  Personas

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• Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.

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  Relationship, Revenge, Dating

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