Citas de Miranda Hart

• Manicuras: Que básicamente consisten en coger de la mano a un desconocido durante cuarenta y cinco minutos mientras escuchas a Enya.

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  Hands, Listening, Stranger

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.99, Hachette UK

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• My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

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  El mayor temor

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2012.

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• Look in the mirror and say, 'There is none other like you and for that reason alone you are beautiful.

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  Hermoso, Espejos, Miradas

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• Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

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  Dream, Worry, Happens

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• I think it's sad when people stop dreaming, or start losing hope. Because holding onto the bonkers dream might just turn out to be the most marvellous thing you ever did.

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  Sueño, Pensamiento, Gente

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• I have written the only diet book that I believe needs to exist, and here it is: CHAPTER ONE: Eat a bit less. CHAPTER TWO: Move about a bit more. THE END.

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  Believe, Moving, Book

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.126, Hachette UK

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• Imagina por un momento que juegas con las reglas de los niños. Si estás en una fiesta y ves a alguien que te gusta, puedes ir y cogerle la mano. Si luego intenta besarte y no te gusta, puedes empujarlo. Si tu tía te hace un regalo de Navidad que no te gusta, puedes tirárselo a la cara y echarte a llorar. Puedes galopar libremente. Puedes saltar. Los niños lo tienen claro. La tragedia es que nada de esto es permisible como adulto. Aunque hay una cosa que sí lo es, y apuesto a que sabes lo que voy a decir: el galope. ¡Qué divertido!

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  Children, Fun, Party

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.214, Hachette UK

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• There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest, May, I look forward to it hugely.

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  Christmas, Years, Looks

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.171, Hachette UK

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• We all have our worries about our bodies and our looks. We just need to make the best of our lovely, wonky selves. The key is never to compare and try to be something you're not.

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  Keys, Self, Worry

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• Get me a skinny frappuccino. I have no idea what that is - I would like to think you would be presented with a tiny Italian man.

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  Italian, Men, Thinking

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• I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

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  Couple, Valentine, Died

  Twitter post from Feb 14, 2018

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• Todos somos únicos, lo que nos hace hermosos; así que nunca desesperes y relájate con todo.

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  Beautiful, Unique, Despair

  Miranda Hart (2012). “Is It Just Me?”, p.119, Hachette UK

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• Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

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  Beautiful, Personality, Needs

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• No one likes a show-off, but if parallel parking was an Olympic sport, I would get gold, no probs.

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  Sports, Gold, Likes

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• Very important to celebrate victories, however tiny, I always say.

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  Victory, Important, Tiny

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• I have a fantastic method for anti-ageing. It's eating. Plumps out your skin beautifully.

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  Skins, Eating, Fantastic

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• It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

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  Real, Men, Males

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• I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

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  Valores

  Interview with Rosanna Greenstreet, www.theguardian.com. October 5, 2012.

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• some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

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  Thinking, Laughing, Office

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• My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

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  Aplastar

  "Miranda Hart: this much I know" by Emma John, www.theguardian.com. December 22, 2012.

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• The embarrassment of a situation can, once you are over it, be the funniest time in your life. And I suppose a lot of my comedy comes from painful moments or experiences in life, and you just flip them on their head.

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  Painful Moments, Flip, Comedy

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• You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

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  Fun, Needs, Way

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• I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

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  Denial, Embarrassing, I Can

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• Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

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  Confusion, Feeling Alone, Feelings

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• I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

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  Personas, Relojes, Quieren

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