MaryJanice Davidson Quotes

• I know it's practical for career women, but sneakers with suits? Jesus couldn't possibly weep harder than I did.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Jesus, Sneakers, Careers

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unpopular: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.21, Penguin

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• Never, EVER give up. Not ever. Not EVER. Ever EVER!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Giving Up, Giving, Rejection

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• You have attained maturity; display it for us, if you please.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Maturity, Please, Ifs

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• Can you burn me up with holy water? Poke me to death with your crucifix? Pelt me with communion wafers?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Water, Holy, Communion

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• I was so furious I was actually dizzy with it. There were so many bitchy, sarcastic observations to make, I was having a sarcasm stroke. "My God! You people! You're - you're so stupid you're making my eyeballs throb. They're throbbing, dammit!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Sarcastic, Stupid, Sarcasm

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Undead and Unfinished: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.114, Penguin

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• Has anyone ever told you that you lack focus?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Enfoque

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.97, Penguin

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• Why is it suddenly uncool to spell? That's all I want to know.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Want, Uncool, Knows

  MaryJanice Davidson (2011). “Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.86, Penguin

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• Also,I loathe it when you refer to me as dude" Eric Sinclair to Betsy

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Eric, Loathe

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• He said my name the way diabetics talked about hot fudge sundaes.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Names, Hot, Fudge

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.42, Penguin

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• Fredrika Bimm, ¿qué crees que estás haciendo?" "Enloqueciendo. Perdiendo la cabeza. Pensando en partirle la columna a tu marido. Aplastando las ganas de vomitar. Deseando haber muerto en el parto". "Oh, dices eso cuando no consigues un premio en tus Lucky Charms.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Husband, Thinking, Lucky Charms

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• I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!" then, more quietly,"You want a neck massage? A bedtime story? A bullet in the ear?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Two, Style, Massage

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• You don't scare me, Cadence Jones. I've lived with crazy, I've ridden with crazy, I've vacationed with crazy, I've visited crazy in various hospitals, I've sat in on therapy sessions with crazy. Frankly, I think women who don't have major emotional disorders are really very dull.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Crazy, Emotional, Thinking

  MaryJanice Davidson (2010). “Me, Myself and Why?”, p.125, St. Martin's Press

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• Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Running, People, Rooms

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• Me alegro de volver a verte, Laura". "Gracias, Sra. T-" "No, no, no. Por favor, mi nombre es..." "Barro", sugerí. "Mud Barfbag Taylor. Llámala Asshat para abreviar". ~Laura, Antonia, Betsy

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Nice, Names, Mud

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• ¿Fomentó el vampirismo el síndrome de Estocolmo?

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Syndromes, Stockholm Syndrome, Stockholm

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.60, Penguin

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• It's inappropriate for the queen of the dead to be afraid of ghosts.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Queens, Ghost, Inappropriate

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unemployed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.134, Penguin

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• They weren't moving. Perhaps I was dazzling then with my ineptitude. It had happened before.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Moving, Ineptitude, Happened

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• Take your hands off her, Sinclair told the guy behind me, Or they'll write books about what I'll do to you.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Book, Writing, Hands

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• Interesting shade #23 Lush Golden Blonde highlights. Heyyyyyy.... The woman in the awful suit was me! The woman in the cheap shoes was me!

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Shoes, Interesting, Blonde

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• I could have gone to medical school, I said. Except for all the math and stuff.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  School, Math, Gone

  MaryJanice Davidson (2004). “Undead and Unwed: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.105, Penguin

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• I—I adore you, too. Well, I don't know if I adore you. That's not really the word I'd use. But I—I—" I managed to wrench it out. God, this was hard! "I love you." "Of course you do," he said, totally unsurprised. "WHAT? I finally tell you my deepest, most personal feelings and you're all, 'Yeah, I already got that memo'? This, this is why you drive me nuts! This is why it's so hard to tell you things! I take it back.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Love You, Nuts, Feelings

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• The vampire bible, bound in human skin, written in blood, and full of prophecies that were never wrong. Trouble was, if you read the thing too long, it drove you nuts. Not "I'm having a bad day and feel bitchy" nuts or PMS nuts. "I think I'll commit felony assault on my friends and rape my boyfriend" nuts.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Bad Day, Thinking, Blood

  MaryJanice Davidson (2006). “Undead and Unreturnable: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.30, Penguin

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• She couldn't tell where his pupils ended and the irises began; looking into those eyes was like looking into a well where children had drowned.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Children, Eye, Irises

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• Zombieland reference," Jon said, nodding. "How do you know that? That's a thousand-year-old reference!" I looked at laura. "I can't think of a single movie from a thousand years ago." "Uh...Betsy..." "Don't say it." You know how you don't know how stupid something is until you hear yourself say it? That happened to me a lot.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Stupid, Thinking, Years

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• Estoy en un dibujo animado de Correcaminos, Sinclair. Y yo soy el coyote.

  MaryJanice Davidson

  Cartoon, Coyotes

  MaryJanice Davidson (2011). “Undead and Undermined: A Queen Betsy Novel”, p.74, Penguin

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