John Swartzwelder Quotes

• Hice un movimiento circular con el dedo alrededor de la sien para indicar que pensaba que este tipo estaba loco, olvidando que no había nadie en la habitación que pudiera ver este movimiento circular excepto él. Él lo vio y frunció el ceño.

  John Swartzwelder

  Crazy, Guy, Rooms

  John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”

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• If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.

  John Swartzwelder

  Way, Advantage, Duty

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• I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.

  John Swartzwelder

  Attitude, Trying, Frowning

  John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”

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• They can kill the Kennedys. Why can't they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?

  John Swartzwelder

  Coffee, Taste, Cups

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• As my exciting story began I was being punched in the stomach.

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  Stories, Stomach, Exciting

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• I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

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  Rocks, Pounds, Sturdy

  John Swartzwelder (2004). “The Time Machine Did It”

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• I’ll flush a copy of my bill down the toilet. You should be getting it in a couple of days.

  John Swartzwelder

  Couple, Toilets, Bills

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