Woodchucks Quotes

• Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.

  Tim Allen

  Divertido, Creer, Pensar

  "An interview with Tim Allen". Interview to Laugh Factory Magazine, www.timallen.com. 1994.

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• My enemies are worms, cool days, and most of all woodchucks.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Enemy, Worms

  Henry David Thoreau (2013). “The Essential Thoreau”, p.94, Simon and Schuster

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• Todos los niños deberían tener pasteles de barro, saltamontes, bichos de agua, renacuajos, ranas, tortugas de barro, bayas de saúco, fresas silvestres, bellotas, castañas, árboles a los que trepar. Arroyos que vadear, nenúfares, marmotas, murciélagos, abejas, mariposas, diversos animales que acariciar, campos de heno, piñas de pino, rocas que rodar, arena, serpientes, arándanos y avispones; y cualquier niño que se haya visto privado de todo esto se ha visto privado de la mejor parte de la educación.

  Luther Burbank

  Niños, Mariposa, Animal

  Luther Burbank (2000). "La formación de la planta humana", p.91, The Minerva Group, Inc.

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• ¿Cuánta madera podría astillar una marmota si una marmota pudiera astillar clamidia?

  Sarah Mlynowski

  Latin, Siri, Woods

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• The families of rabbits or woodchucks will eat the salad greens just before they are ready to be picked; I plot ways to kill these animals but can never bring myself to do it.

  Jamaica Kincaid

  Animal, Rabbits, Plot

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• I am too easily contented with a slight and almost animal happiness. My happiness is a good deal like that of the woodchucks.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Happiness, Animal, Deals

  Henry David Thoreau (2012). “The Portable Thoreau”, p.359, Penguin

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• I haven't seen a bear in person. I've seen deer. I have lots of woodchucks on my property. And bluebirds. Foxes.

  Parker Posey

  Deer, Foxes, Bears

  Fuente: www.interviewmagazine.com

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• As I came home through the woods with my string of fish, trailing my pole, it being now quite dark, I caught a glimpse of a woodchuck stealing across my path, and felt a strange thrill of savage delight, and was strongly tempted to seize and devour him raw; not that I was hungry then, except for that wildness which he represented.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Home, Dark, Woods

  Henry David Thoreau (2000). “Walden and Other Writings: (A Modern Library E-Book)”, p.206, Modern Library

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• Once I went so far as to slaughter a woodchuck which ravaged my bean-field,--effect his transmigration, as a Tartar would say,--and devour him, partly for experiment's sake; but though it afforded me a momentary enjoyment, notwithstanding a musky flavor, I saw that the longest use would not make that a good practice, however it might seem to have your woodchucks ready dressed by the village butcher.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Practice, Might, Sake

  Henry David Thoreau (2004). “Walden: 150th Anniversary Illustrated Edition of the American Classic”, p.56, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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• He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.

  Jeaniene Frost

  Vampire, Want, Bones

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• Los hombres y los niños están aprendiendo todo tipo de oficios, menos cómo hacer hombres de sí mismos. Aprenden a hacer casas; pero no están tan bien alojados, no están tan contentos en sus casas, como las marmotas en sus agujeros.

  Henry David Thoreau

  Educación, Niños, Hombres

  Henry David Thoreau (2012). “The Portable Thoreau”, p.379, Penguin

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