Warning Labels Quotes

• Creo que las etiquetas de advertencia de las bebidas alcohólicas son demasiado sosas. Deberían ser más vívidas. Aquí va una que yo sugeriría: "El alcohol te convertirá en el mismo gilipollas que era tu padre.

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Padre, Humor

  George Carlin (2004). "¿Cuándo traerá Jesús las chuletas de cerdo?", Hyperion

  56 Copiar cita

  Mostrar fuente

• I picked up one of the books and flipped through it. Don't get me wrong, I like reading. But some books should come with warning labels: Caution: contains characters and plots guaranteed to induce sleepiness. Do not attempt to operate heavy machinery after ingesting more than one chapter. Has been known to cause blindness, seizures and a terminal loathing of literature. Should only be taken under the supervision of a highly trained English teacher. Preferably one who grades on the curve.

  Laurie Halse Anderson

  Teacher, Book, Taken

  7 Copiar cita

• The very act of thinking about power in our lives and experiences creates a process of revelation and self-analysis that may even make us look at ourselves in a new light... thinking about power and its complex manifestations may not simply lead to a better understanding of the abstract complexities of society, but may have an effect on one?s own image and identity. Perhaps a warning label should be placed on the cover.

  Kenneth E. Boulding

  Pensar, Ser, Luz

  Kenneth E. Boulding (1990). “Three Faces of Power”, p.259, SAGE

  4 Copiar cita

  Mostrar fuente

• Cottage cheese is one of our culture's most visible symbols of self-denial; marketed honestly, it would appear in dairy cases with warning labels: this substance is self-punitive; ingest with caution.

  Caroline Knapp

  Self, Culture, Labels

  7 Copiar cita

• I really should come with a warning label.

  Tom Upton

  Labels, Warning, Should

  4 Copiar cita

• We strongly oppose warning labels on cigarette packs for several reasons: first and foremost, warning labels may improperly imply that it has been scientifically established that smoking causes disease

  R. J. Reynolds

  Smoking, Labels, Warning

  7 Copiar cita

• I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here are a few I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was."; "Drinking will significantly improve your chances of murdering a loved one."; "If you drink long enough, at some point you will vomit up the lining of your stomach."; "Use this product and you may wake up in Morocco wearing a cowboy suit and tongue-kissing a transmission salesman."

  George Carlin

  Father, Drinking, Kissing

  George Carlin (2015). “3 x Carlin: An Orgy of George including Brain Droppings, Napalm and Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, p.657, Hachette UK

  12 Copiar cita

  Mostrar fuente

• Yeah, well, to hear you talk, most men should come with warning labels. (She lifted her hands up to frame her next statement.) Attention, please, Psycho Alert. Me, he-man, am prone to nasty mood swings, lengthy pouts, and possess the ability to tell a woman the truth about her weight without warning. (Selena)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Men, Swings, Hands

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). “Fantasy Lover”, p.5, Macmillan

  4 Copiar cita

  Mostrar fuente

• En cuanto a la edad de los aparatos electrónicos, Selena, la verdad es que no quiero meterme en lo personal con algo que viene con una etiqueta de advertencia y pilas. (Gracia)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Grace, Age, Batteries

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2002). "Fantasy Lover", p.5, St. Martin's Paperbacks

  4 Copiar cita

  Mostrar fuente

• Stocks of companies selling commodity-like products should come with a warning label: "Competition may prove hazardous to human wealth".

  Warren Buffett

  Competition, May, Labels

  4 Copiar cita