Vasectomy Quotes

• If you can imagine a man having a vasectomy without anesthetic to the sound of frantic sitar-playing, you will have some idea of what popular Turkish music is like.

  Bill Bryson

  Men, Ideas, Sound

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• La vasectomía significa no tener que pedir perdón nunca.

  Larry Adler

  Amor, Película, Romántico

  Larry Adler, Philip Judge (1994). "Me and My Big Mouth", Blake Pub

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• Los expertos en planificación familiar recomiendan ahora regalar tarjetas de vasectomía a los hombres. Hablando de quitar el tintineo de las campanas.

  Jay Leno

  Holiday, Men, Giving

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• A Polish man had his vasectomy done at Sears. Now when he makes love, the garage door goes up.

  Henny Youngman

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• Mi médico no me respeta. Le dije que quería una vasectomía. Dijo que con una cara como la mía, no la necesito.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Respect, Doctors, Needs

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• Vanguardia significa no tener que pedir perdón nunca.

  Marc Ribot

  Amor, Película, Romántico

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• Para el inversor sujeto a impuestos, la indexación significa no tener que pedir perdón nunca.

  William J. Bernstein

  Amor, Película, Romántico

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• I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

  Dave Barry

  Funny, Weed, Humorous

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.147, Crown Archetype

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• The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

  Dave Barry

  Music, Weed, Art

  Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.147, Crown Archetype

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• Ser estadounidense significa no tener que pedir perdón nunca.

  Kurt Vonnegut

  Amor, Película, Romántico

  Kurt Vonnegut (1997). "Hocus Pocus", p.70, Penguin

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• Después de hacer One Fine Day e interpretar a un pediatra en Urgencias, nunca tendré hijos. Voy a hacerme una vasectomía.

  George Clooney

  Kids, Fine, Pediatrician

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• If you make one mistake, it can result in vasectomy.

  John G. Rowland

  Sports, Mistake, Hockey

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• A program of sterilizing women after their second or third child, despite the relatively greater difficulty of the operation than vasectomy, might be easier to implement than trying to sterilize men.

  John Holdren

  Children, Men, Trying

  "Why Are We Still Listening to Progressives About the Environment?" By Glenn Beck, www.foxnews.com. September 2, 2009.

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• You never want to be the worst bowler of the group-because then everyone treats you like you have cancer. "You can do it! We're praying for you." The advice starts. "Use a heavier ball." "Keep your arm straight." "You should get a vasectomy." If you're really bad at bowling like me, they'll ask if want the bumpers up. Not that bowling is that complex anyway. "You want the bumpers? We can get rid of the pins. Why don't you take this coloring book and sit in the corner?"

  Jim Gaffigan

  Funny, Cancer, Book

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• I wandered over across the hall where they were showing a short movie about vasectomies. Much later I told her that I'd actually gotten a vasectomy a long time ago, and somebody else must have gotten her pregnant. I also told her once that I had inoperable cancer and would soon be passed away and gone, eternally. But nothing I could think up, no matter how dramatic or horrible, ever made her repent or love me the way she had at first, before she really knew me.

  Denis Johnson

  Cancer, Thinking, Long

  Denis Johnson (2009). “Jesus' Son: Stories”, p.54, Farrar, Straus and Giroux

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