Shaving Cream Quotes

• Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

  Haruki Murakami

  Half, Used, Shaving

  Haruki Murakami (1993). "El país de las maravillas y el fin del mundo: A Novel", Vintage

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• If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

  Barry Goldwater

  Two, Mind, Peanut Butter

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• I shave without using shaving cream.

  Jerry Stiller

  Shaving, Cream

  "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

  Marc Jacobs

  Phases, Sticks, Speed

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• It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

  Gary Carter

  Successful, Pie, Guy

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• sasha growled low in his throat. "Send the wolf to watch them," he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. "I swear Z, if I live, I'm going to rip that damned goatee off your face and stick your shaving cream in the fridge.

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Rip, Watches, Faces

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2011). “Retribution”, p.311, Macmillan

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• Siempre quise un padre. De cualquier tipo. Uno estricto, uno divertido, uno que me comprara vestidos rosas, uno que deseara que yo fuera un niño. Uno que viajara, uno que nunca se levantara de su silla Morris. Doctor, abogado, jefe indio. Quería espuma de afeitar en el fregadero y silbidos en las escaleras. Quería pantalones colgados por los puños de un cajón de la cómoda. Quería cambio tintineando en un bolsillo y el sonido del hielo rompiéndose en una copa de cóctel a las cinco y media. Quería oír reír a mi madre detrás de una puerta cerrada.

  Judy Blundell

  Mother, Father, Boys

  Judy Blundell (2010). “What I Saw and How I Lied”, p.61, Scholastic Inc.

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• Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

  Greg Gutfeld

  Race, White, Mustache

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• You kids have fun, and be home by Thanksgiving!" our parents would call to us on Halloween night, as we staggered out the front door, weighed down by hundreds of pounds of concealed vandalism supplies, including enough raw eggs to feed Somalia for decades. By morning, thanks to our efforts, the entire neighborhood would be covered with a layer of congealed shaving cream and toilet paper that, around certain unpopular neighbors' homes, was hundreds of feet thick. This is how the Appalachian Mountains were formed.

  Dave Barry

  Morning, Fun, Halloween

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