Parking Spots Quotes

• When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Real, Humor

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• Los hombres son como las plazas de aparcamiento: todas las buenas están ocupadas y las disponibles son para minusválidos.

  Clea DuVall

  Tomado, Hombres, Espacio

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• La vida es un viaje, pero no te preocupes, encontrarás aparcamiento al final.

  Isaac Asimov

  Vida, Viaje, Preocupación

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• Aparcar es una pesadilla para mí... Todavía tengo sensores en mi coche que me ayudan a aparcar.

  Jordana Brewster

  Coche, Parques, Ayuda

  "Biografía/ Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• I think a lot of nights together have been spoiled by somebody not being able to find a parking spot and saying, "Why don't we just go home?"

  Paul Rust

  Hogar, Noche, Pensamiento

  Fuente: www.motherjones.com

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• Stop thanking god for your parking spot. He had nothing to do with it, and if he did, I want nothing to do with him.

  Dov Davidoff

  Thank God, Want, Spots

  FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

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• Everybody's a racist. It's the one human trait that makes us all exactly the same. Deep down, we only like people who are exactly like us. And it doesn't matter. White. Black. Red. Yellow. Purple, uh oh, the purple people, are the worst. Man. All prejudiced and birth marky. But, we've got to learn to get past our differences. I learned that at the museum of tolerance. After my dad beat the crap out of a guy over a parking spot.

  Christopher Titus

  Dad, Past, Men

  "Titus / Too Damn Good". www.imdb.com. 2001.

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• Men are like parking spots: sometimes I drive my car into them

  Megan Amram

  Men, Car, Sometimes

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• I will say that growing up as a kid in an urban environment and having lived in cities all my life, the one achievement that everyone can look forward to is getting the perfect parking spot

  Saul Perlmutter

  Growing Up, Kids, Cities

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• Las mujeres son como las plazas de aparcamiento, las mejores son para minusválidos.

  Zach Braff

  Spots, Parking, Handicapped

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• I mean, I understand that because they're disadvantaged that they deserve their own parking spots, but do they have to make them so wide? I never understood how these people were allowed to drive cars but they get these really neat chairs with wheels and they're still not happy, so instead of parking their wheelchairs in the designated spots, they upstage us normal people and get the best parking spots with vehicles that are clearly too sophisticated for them to be handling. Still, you should smile at a cripple, because it's the only bit of happiness they'll ever have.

  Zach Braff

  Mean, People, Car

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• I don't know exactly what it is, but it looks like interconnected websites where people show their photos and write about everything going on in their lives, like whether they found a parking spot or what they ate for breakfast." "But why?" Josh asks.

  Jay Asher

  Escritura, Gente, Miradas

  Jay Asher, Carolyn Mackler (2012). “The Future of Us”, p.48, Simon and Schuster

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• Two of my fav pieces of wisdom from Phoebe: - Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and those that aren't are inaccessible. - Remember, it's always better to be the smartass rather than the dumbass.

  Jill Shalvis

  Taken, Men, Two

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