Paramedics Quotes

• ¿Ejercicio? Lo hago en el campo de golf. Cuando veo a mis amigos desmayarse, corro a por los paramédicos.

  Red Skelton

  Correr, Ejercicio, Golf

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• It's kind of a unique concept, but it's totally real, isn't it? ... I mean, these paramedics put themselves in incredibly stressful situations, are killing themselves to save our lives and they're not really regarded or appreciated.

  Nicolas Cage

  Real, Mean, Unique

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• I wanted to be a doctor when I was young. I also wanted to be a paramedic, but I always wanted to be an actor as well. I didn't have kids or something that I needed to provide for.

  Christopher Parker

  Kids, Doctors, Actors

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• The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

  Charlie Sheen

  News, Bread, Wanted

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• Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

  Bob Hope

  Golf, Jugar, Intentar

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• I want a tattoo over my heart that reads TRY HARDER YOU LAZY PARAMEDIC SHITBAG OR I WILL HAUNT YOUR BEDROOM FOREVER

  Warren Ellis

  Tattoo, Heart, Forever

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• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

  Steven Wright

  Divertido, Humor

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• A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living."

  Henny Youngman

  Divertido, Humor, Hombres

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• I was watching Maury Povich the other day. He had these people on who say that they've had near death experiences. Do you ever notice they always say the same thing? 'I remember seeing this really bright, white light.' It's like, of course, you pinhead, it's the paramedic looking in your pupils with a penlight.

  Carol Leifer

  Light, White, People

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• I'll speak for myself, but there's a lot of humor to be found in sarcasm and darkness. You talk to any paramedic, they survive by developing a pretty off-kilter sense of humor.

  Nicolas Cage

  Sarcasm, Darkness, Sense Of Humor

  "Comic-Con: Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, and Directors Mark Neveldine/ Brian Taylor Interview GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. July 27, 2011.

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• The paramedic whispered in my ear 'God will never leave you or forsake you.'

  Bethany Hamilton

  Inspirational, Ears, Gods Will

  Bethany Hamilton (2011). “Soul Surfer Devotions: Daily Thoughts to Charge Your Life”, p.52, Thomas Nelson Inc

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• Amo a mi familia. Volví a casa los otros días. Mi hermano estaba desmayado en el sofá, con un frasco vacío de somníferos en la mano. Así que llamé a los paramédicos, y le hicieron un lavado de estómago, y creo que ha aprendido la lección: ya sabes, que nunca se tome mis dos últimos somníferos.

  Emo Philips

  Familia, Hermano, Hogar

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• [Economy] is flat on the floor, and the paramedics have arrived. And they shouldn't argue about whether they put the resuscitation equipment a quarter of an inch this way or a quarter of an inch this way, or they shouldn't start criticizing the patient, because he didn't have a blood pressure test or something like that. They should do what's needed right now.

  Warren Buffett

  Blood, Tests, Way

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• Me parece fascinante que reciba atención por lo que la gente percibe como un nivel de hombría o machismo, cuando entre mi familia de granjeros y paramédicos y estadounidenses normales, soy algo así como el mariquita de mi familia.

  Nick Offerman

  Pensamiento, Gente, Atención

  "Nick Offerman en Parks And Recreation y su cómico pene de gran tamaño". Entrevista con Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. 18 th Of July de 2012.

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• Did you get checked out?” “Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.” “I meant by a doctor.” “No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine." “Oh, and he’s an expert?” “At flirting.

  Darynda Jones

  Eye, Flirting, Doctors

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.54, St. Martin's Press

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• The minimum wage isn't earned only by people working at fast food restaurants and in service industry work - the average income for positions like nursing assistants, preschool teachers and paramedics are all under $15.

  David Rolf

  Teacher, Nursing, Average

  Fuente: www.truth-out.org

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• Una abuelita judía está en la costa de Florida con su nieto judío. El nieto está jugando en la playa cuando llega una gran ola y arrastra al niño mar adentro. Los socorristas nadan, lo traen de vuelta a la orilla, los paramédicos trabajan en él durante mucho tiempo, bombeando el agua, reviviéndolo. Se dirigen a la abuela judía y le dicen: "Hemos salvado a su nieto". La abuelita judía dice: "¡Tenía un sombrero!

  Henny Youngman

  Beach, Grandma, Kids

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• La mañana en que la última hija de Lisbon se suicidó -esta vez fue Mary, y con somníferos, como Therese-, los dos paramédicos llegaron a la casa sabiendo exactamente dónde estaba el cajón de los cuchillos, y el horno de gas, y la viga del sótano desde la que era posible atar una cuerda.

  Jeffrey Eugenides

  Hija, Suicidio, Mañana

  Jeffrey Eugenides (1993). "Los Suicidios de la Virgen: A Novel", p.1, Macmillan

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• I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.

  Joan Rivers

  Husband, Taken, Heart

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• I thought, I can't do advertising any more, so I was downloading all these PDF applications from community colleges. And I thought, I'll become a paramedic. I'll get a two-year associate degree, if I can get in.

  Augusten Burroughs

  Universidad, Años, Dos

  Source: www.bookslut.com

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