Pantyhose Quotes

• Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run.

  Phyllis Diller

  Running, Children, Women

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• If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable.

  Sara Blakely

  Moon, Men, Dinner Party

  “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2008.

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• Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it.

  Phyllis Schlafly

  Best Love, Depends

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• You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
  But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.

  Demasiado corto

  Flower, Rose, Hip Hop

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• September is pantyhose month. No nonsense.

  Dave Parker

  Months, September, Nonsense

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• Imaginemos un país que vuela al espacio, lanza Sputniks, crea un sistema de defensa semejante, y no puede resolver el problema de las medias de las mujeres. No hay pasta de dientes, ni jabón en polvo, ni las necesidades básicas de la vida. Fue increíble y humillante trabajar en un gobierno así.

  Mijaíl Gorbachov

  Country, Government, Space

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• In America the word revolutionary is used to sell pantyhose.

  Rita Mae Brown

  America, Revolution, Used

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• 2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"

  Henny Youngman

  Divertido, Humor, Esposa

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• We're gonna be late for English, and I gotta take these pantyhose off on the way. I'm gettin' a serious wedgie.

  Kami García

  Way, Serious, Late

  Kami Garcia, Margaret Stohl (2013). “Beautiful Creatures: The Complete Series”, p.196, Penguin UK

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• The only legitimate use for a glove is to cover an injury... A desire to prevent callus formation (possibly so as to not snag one's pantyhose) does not constitute a legitimate use. And if you do insist on wearing gloves, make sure they match your purse.

  Mark Rippetoe

  Desire, Doe, Use

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• I'd get kicked out of buildings all day long, people would rip up my business card in my face. It's a humbling business to be in. But I knew I could sell and I knew I wanted to sell something I had created. I cut the feet out of those pantyhose and I knew I was on to something. This was it.

  Sara Blakely

  Rip, Cutting, Feet

  “The woman in control of America's bottom” by Louise France, www.theguardian.com. April 13, 2008.

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• All right, so there he is, our representative to the world, Mr. Western Civilization, in codpiece and pantyhose up there on the boards, firing away at the rapt groundlings with his blank verses, not less of a word-slinger and spellbinder than the Bard himself and therefore not to be considered too curiously on such matters as relevance, coherence, consistency, propriety, sanity, common decency.

  Marvin Mudrick

  Civilization, Common Decency, Consistency

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• Victim disarmament types are sick, sick people, who'd rather see a woman raped in an alley and strangled with her own pantyhose than see her with a gun in her hand.

  L. Neil Smith

  Arma, Manos, Gente

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• We could be the biggest pantyhose seller in America, but we don't want to weaken the link in shoppers' minds between Home Depot and do-it-yourself projects.

  Bernard Marcus

  Home, America, Mind

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• Los invitados son personas que vienen a tu casa para verte lloriquear en la mesa, ladrar fuerte, saltar sobre mujeres que llevan medias y hacer otras trastadas que no se te ocurrirían hacer sólo para la familia.

  Peg Kehret

  Divertido, Perro, Hogar

  Peg Kehret (1988). "¡Otra vez! More Winning Monologs for Young Actors : 63 More Honest-to-life Monologs for Teenage Boys and Girls", Meriwether Pub.

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