Olive Garden Quotes

• My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

  Mike Birbiglia

  Funny, Humor, Italian

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• Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.

  Douglas Coupland

  Dream, Cancer, Garden

  Douglas Coupland (2011). “The Gum Thief: A Novel”, p.119, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

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• America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.

  Joe Bastianich

  Garden, Thinking, America

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• Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

  Andy Borowitz

  Garden, President, Way

  FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Sep 15, 2011

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• El Olive Garden recupera su "Pasta Pass", que te permite comer toda la pasta que quieras durante siete semanas. Chris Christie acaba de suspender su campaña.

  Conan O'Brien

  Garden, Campaigns, Stories

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• I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden!

  Emma Watson

  Garden, President, Olives

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• The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

  Conan O'Brien

  Garden, Obamacare, People

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• Soy oficialmente judío, pero soy judío del mismo modo que el Olive Garden es un restaurante italiano.

  A. J. Jacobs

  Italian, Garden, Way

  A. J. Jacobs (2008). “The Year of Living Biblically: One Man's Humble Quest to Follow the Bible as Literally as Possible”, p.4, Simon and Schuster

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