Mountain Dew Quotes

• Amazingly, we’ve become a culture that considers Twinkies, Cocoa Puffs, and Mountain Dew safe, but raw milk and compost-grown tomatoes unsafe.

  Joel Salatin

  Mountain, Puff, Safe

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• Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew.

  David Letterman

  Ebola, Vaccines, Mountain

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• Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

  David Letterman

  Type 2 Diabetes, Mountain, Dew

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• Jolt is for Windows programmers. It's typical IBM PC: it goes in brown and comes out yellow. Mountain Dew is for Macintosh programmers: it goes in yellow and comes out yellow. It's WYSIWYP.

  Guy Kawasaki

  Yellow, Mountain, Dew

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• The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had left him, sitting in front of Mark's computer. The only difference was that he was surrounded by bags of Doritos and cans of Mountain Dew. He looked up at them with wild eyes. You okay?" Courtney asked. I'm fantastic!" Patrick exclaimed. "This sugary drink is incredible!" Swell," Courtney remarked sarcastically. "He's wired on Dew.

  D. J. MacHale

  Eye, Two, Differences

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• 3 whole Catfish, Wrapped separately Veet (It’s for Shaving your legs Only you don’t Need A razor. It’s with all the Girly cosmetic stuff) Vaseline six pack, Mountain Dew One dozen Tulips one Bottle Of water Tissues One Can of blue Spray paint

  John Green

  Girly, Blue, Water

  John Green (2013). “Paper Towns”, p.31, A&C Black

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• When I'm in power, here's how I'm gonna put the country back on its feet. I'm going to put sterilizing agents in the following products: Sunny Delight, Mountain Dew, and Thick-Crust Pizza. Only the 'tardiest of the 'tards like the thick crust.

  Adam Carolla

  Country, Feet, Mountain

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• La Comisión de Caza de Pensilvania ha acusado a un hombre de ir a cazar ciervos con una pistola en el aparcamiento de un Wal-Mart. Se le acusa de imprudencia temeraria, pero puede declararse culpable de un cargo menor de ser un redneck.... Cazar en un aparcamiento de Wal-Mart. Eso tiene que ser bueno para comer un ciervo que vive de sobras de Twizzlers y Mountain Dew.

  Jay Leno

  Redneck, Caza, Hombres

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