Koalas Quotes

• Me encantaría abrazar a un koala. Duermen 22 horas al día, comen hojas de eucalipto y simplemente pasan el rato. Quiero pasar algún tiempo con ese tipo

  Milo

  Sleep, Guy, Want

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• You are my koala bear, and I am your tree.

  Zoe Sugg

  Tree, Bears

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• I must have been a koala in my past life.

  Miranda Kerr

  Past, Has Beens, My Past

  "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.

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• No tengo miedo a perder la vida: si tengo que salvar a un koala, a un cocodrilo, a un canguro o a una serpiente, amigo, lo salvaré.

  Steve Irwin

  Nature, Fear, Snakes

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• I did find out about the koalas and how eucalyptus makes them high and why they sleep all day. They're little druggies.

  Kristen Bell

  Sleep, Littles, Druggies

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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• Mi apartamento está infestado de osos koala. Es la infestación más bonita de la historia. Mucho mejor que las cucarachas. Cuando enciendo la luz un montón de osos koala se dispersan. Pero no quiero que lo hagan, ya sabes, soy como "Hey, esperad, amigos. Déjenme sostener a uno de ustedes. Y darte de comer una hoja".

  Mitch Hedberg

  Divertido, Animal, Ligero

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• I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

  Jessi Klein

  Australia, Want, Goofy

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• Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?

  Tom Robbins

  Smell, Poop, Doe

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• I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

  Todd Barry

  Kangaroos, Wombats, Bits

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• It's like a koala pooped a rainbow on my head and I can taste the colors.

  Paul Becker

  Color, Rainbow, Taste

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• My scratching I don't really think communicates to intelligent life forms. Anyone with more than one brain cell would think Kid Koala music is completely retarded.

  Kid Koala

  Kids, Intelligent, Thinking

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• Americans need bullshit the way koala bears need eucalyptus leaves. They've become totally addicted to it. They get so much of it back home that they can't survive without it.

  Michael Moorcock

  Home, Bullshit, Needs

  Michael Moorcock (2009). “The Best of Michael Moorcock”, p.146, Tachyon Publications

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• By 1914, the royal families of Europe were inbred to the point of pantomine. You feel about them as you do about koalas. Nothing so stupid has any right to exist on the planet. On the other hand, they are rather cute, and in grave danger of extinction due to their specialised needs.

  Nancy Banks-Smith

  Cute, Stupid, Hands

  "Last night's TV" by Nancy Banks-Smith, www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2006.

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• I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life.

  Miranda Kerr

  Dad, Past, Tree

  "'I believe in celebrating the female figure' says a very hot, very naked Miranda Kerr" by Caroline Corcoran, www.mirror.co.uk. October 30, 2012.

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• Mi animal favorito es el koala, pero su vida sería aburrida. Preferiría ser una jirafa para poder contemplar la belleza de África.

  Caterina Murino

  Animal, Would Be, Boring

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• I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

  Grumpy Cat

  Government, Needs, Quarantine

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• I hate having long hair. It's like walking around with a dead koala on your back!

  Russell Crowe

  Hate, Hair, Long

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• I am sentimental,’ she said. ‘I could dissect a koala but not its baby. I like the words damozel, eglantine, elegant. I love when you kiss my elongated white hand.

  Vladimir Nabokov

  Baby, Kissing, Hands

  Vladimir Nabokov (2012). “Ada or Ardor”, p.94, Penguin UK

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• Pooh hater,' I muttered under my breath. 'Winnie-the-Pooh was not a koala--why am I even arguing about this with you?

  Rob Thurman

  Arguing, Breaths

  Rob Thurman (2011). “Blackout: A Cal Leandros Novel”, p.100, Penguin

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• Mucha gente que trabaja con animales salvajes lo hace para satisfacer su propio ego. Y yo no estoy de acuerdo con eso. Lo que yo hago es acercarme al animal para que se vea bien. Mi objetivo en este mundo es hacer que esa serpiente marrón, ese cocodrilo, ese koala, esa araña de espalda roja, esa viuda negra, se vean bien. Ese es mi trabajo. No tengo ningún problema con mi ego ni con el de mi personal.

  Steve Irwin

  Jobs, Nice, Animal

  Fuente: www.reptilesmagazine.com

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• Especially with four insanely angry, sword-carrying pirates bearing down on you, followed closely by an alien with a genetic malfunction that posed like Elvis Presley and looked slightly like a cross between a koala and a cuddly dog.

  Ridley Pearson

  Dog, Pirate, Four

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