Have A Nice Day Quotes

• People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Sarcástico, Ingenioso

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• Cada día es un buen día para estar vivo, tanto si brilla el sol como si no.

  Marty Robbins

  Buenos Días, Sol, Actitud Positiva

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• It's rewarding to know that a song is doing more than just helping someone to have a nice day: it's actually leaving a deposit in their lives.

  Natalie Grant

  Song, Nice, Helping Someone

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• Será mejor que sigas tu camino y tengas un buen día.

  Roxanne Shante

  Nice, Way, Nice Day

  Canción: Have A Nice Day

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  Cuando te levantes por la mañana, piensa en el precioso privilegio que es estar vivo: respirar, pensar, disfrutar, amar.

  Marcus Aurelius

  Amor, Inspiración, Vida

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• No mires atrás: no vas por ahí.

  Desconocido

  Way, Looks, Looking Ahead

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• Dentro de cinco mil millones de años, el Sol se expandirá y engullirá nuestra órbita al vaporizarse la brasa carbonizada que una vez fue la Tierra. Que tenga un buen día.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Agradable, Años, Alucinante

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• Anybody who notices unpleasant facts in the have-a-nice-day world we live in is going to be designated a curmudgeon.

  Paul Fussell

  Nice, World, Facts

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• What are the lessons to be learned from this journey of the mind through the universe? That humans are emotionally fragile, perennially gullible, hopelessly ignorant masters of an insignificantly small speck in the cosmos. Have a nice day.

  Neil deGrasse Tyson

  Nice, Journey, Lessons To Be Learned

  Neil deGrasse Tyson (2007). “Death by Black Hole: And Other Cosmic Quandaries”, p.47, W. W. Norton & Company

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• We shall never meet, but there is something I want you to know. My time is not the same as your time. Our times are not the same. And do you know what that means? That means that time does not exist. Do you want me to repeat that? There is no time. There is a life and a death. There are people and animals. Our thoughts exist. And the world. The universe, too. But there is no time. You might as well take it easy. Do you feel better now? I feel better. This is going to work out. Have a nice day.

  Erlend Loe

  Nice, Mean, Feel Better

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• Cuando el mundo se me echa encima, digo: "Que tengas un buen día".

  Jon Bon Jovi

  Bonito, Mundo, Caras

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• Do you wake up in the morning and first thing, centre yourself by looking at your palms together? Thereby have a nice day.

  Swami Veda Bharati

  Morning, Nice, Together

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• White people scare the crap out of me. I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord, never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say, 'We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!'

  Michael Moore

  Movie, Jobs, Nice

  "Stupid White Men ...and Other Excuses For the State of the Nation!". Book by Michael Moore, 2001.

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• Stomp stomp. Whirr. Pleased to be of service. Shut up. Thank you. Stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. Thank you for making a simple door very happy. Hope your diodes rot. Thank you. Have a nice day. Stomp stomp stomp stomp. Whirr. It is my pleasure to open for you... Zark off. ...and my satisfaction to close again with the knowledge of a job well done. I said zark off. Thank you for listening to this message.

  Douglas Adams

  Jobs, Nice, Simple

  Douglas Adams (2017). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Omnibus: A Trilogy in Four Parts”, p.333, Pan Macmillan

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• Uno de los atractivos del latín es que puedes sumergirte en los poemas de Horace y Catulo sin preocuparte por cómo decir "que tengas un buen día".

  Peter Brodie

  Educación, Niza, Latín

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• ...las operadoras telefónicas utilizan ahora de forma rutinaria la jerga de los 80, gorjeando: "Que tenga un buen día", el equivalente moral del botón de la sonrisa.

  Stefan Kanfer

  Nice, Telephones, Buttons

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• Los fanáticos de Jesús eran los peores. Mientras el caso de la "Solución Suicida" estaba en los tribunales, me seguían a todas partes. Hacían piquetes en mis conciertos con pancartas que decían: "El Anticristo está aquí". Y siempre cantaban: "¡Deja atrás a Satanás! Pon a Jesús
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  Una vez hice mi propia pancarta, una cara sonriente con las palabras "Have a Nice Day", y salí y me uní a ellos. Ni siquiera se dieron cuenta. Cuando estaba a punto de empezar el concierto, dejé el cartel, dije: "Nos vemos, chicos", y volví a mi camerino.

  Ozzy Osbourne

  Suicidio, Jesús, Niza

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• Just saying no prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression.

  Faye Wattleton

  Sex, Teenage, Nice

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• Vermonters are not only charmless of manner, on the whole; they are also, as far as I can judge, utterly without pretence, and give the salutary impression that they don't care ten cents whether you are amused, affronted, intrigued, or bored stiff by them. Hardly anybody asked me how I liked Vermont. Not a soul said 'Have a nice day!

  Jan Morris

  Nice, Giving, Judging

  Jan Morris (1993). “Locations”, Oxford University Press, USA

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