Final Exams Quotes

• Estaba pensando en cómo la gente parece leer la Biblia mucho más a medida que envejece; entonces caí en la cuenta... están estudiando para su examen final.

  George Carlin

  Divertido, Biblia, Ingenioso

  "George Carlin, R.I.P." por David Gibson, www.beliefnet.com. Junio de 2008.

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• Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam? Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

  Albert Einstein

  Years, Different, Drs

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• Every chess game is like taking a five-hour final exam.

  Bobby Fischer

  Games, Chess Game, Finals

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• In the final exam in the Chaucer course we were asked why he used certain verbal devices, certain adjectives, why he had certain characters behave in certain ways. And I wrote, 'I don't think Chaucer had any idea why he did any of these things. That isn't the way people write.' I believe this as strongly now as I did then. Most of what is best in writing isn't done deliberately.

  Madeleine L'Engle

  Creer, Escribir, Carácter

  Madeleine L'Engle (2016). “A Circle of Quiet”, p.130, Open Road Media

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• Un profesor hablaba a sus alumnos de la clase de sus colegas. Los alumnos de la otra clase habían empezado a lanzar gomas de borrar al reloj. Cada golpe preciso hacía que avanzara un minuto. Una mañana, antes de la clase, consiguieron adelantar el reloj diez minutos. Como la nueva hora indicaba que el profesor estaba más allá de la hora de inicio aceptada, la clase se marchó. El profesor nunca dijo una palabra sobre el incidente. Sin embargo, presentó a la clase un examen final asesino. Mientras los alumnos se esforzaban por terminar en el tiempo previsto, el profesor se divertía lanzando gomas de borrar al reloj.

  Vicki Davis

  Tiempo, Mañana, Tomado

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• So, in life we have a one question final exam - and it's not the kind of exam you can cram for at the very end. One of the main reasons we're alive is to expand our capacity to love.

  Marci Shimoff

  Capacity To Love, Finals, Alive

  Fuente: theindiespiritualist.com

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• Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. Peer pressure, acne, final exams, seven little tiny hairs on your upper lip. Luckily, the girls never noticed your infantile moustache, 'cos they were hyptonised by the fire engine sized zit on your forehead.

  Christopher Titus

  Girl, Teenager, Years

  "Titus / Errrr". www.imdb.com. 2002.

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• If I taught a class, on my final exam I would take an Internet company and ask, 'How much is this company worth?' Anyone who would answer, I would flunk.

  Warren Buffett

  Class, Finals, Answers

  "Buffet Says 'No' to Tech Stocks". www.wired.com. May 05, 1998.

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• Whether it is to be Utopia or Oblivion will be a touch-and-go relay race right up to the final moment.... Humanity is in 'final exam' as to whether or not it qualifies for continuance in Universe.

  R. Buckminster Fuller

  Race, Humanity, Finals

  "Critical Path". Book by Buckminster Fuller, 1981.

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• La trascendencia es la única alternativa real a la extinción. Esto es serio. Este puede ser el examen final definitivo.

  Joel Garreau

  Real, Finals, Alternatives

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• ¿Conoces esa sensación cuando terminas un examen final y piensas: "No quiero volver a hacerlo nunca más"? Pues yo tengo la misma sensación cuando termino una novela. Cada vez digo: "Creo que me voy a retirar", y al cabo de seis meses las ideas vuelven a agitarse. Nunca podría parar.

  Wilbur Smith

  Thinking, Ideas, Feelings

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• One of the leading causes of divorce is sexual incompatibility. Why not mandate premarital sex, overseen, of course, by the Marriage Board to ensure that it was carried out and completed as required? The final exam question could be: "Was it good for you two?" For good measure, the engaged couple should be required to work together on a home improvement project like installing a kitchen sink or finishing a basement. That's the ultimate test of a marital relationship.

  Mike Rosen

  Sex, Couple, Home

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• Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me.

  Kenny Cunningham

  Football, Believe, Careers

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• Lots of my dying patients say they grow in bounds and leaps, and finish all the unfinished business. But assisting a suicide is cheating them of these lessons, like taking a student out of school before final exams. That's not love, it's projecting your own unfinished business

  Derechos de autor: Elisabeth Kubler-Ross Sociedad Limitada Familiar.

  Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

  Suicide, Cheating, School

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• There was one moment, and it happened in school. I had a big final exam - we were supposed to write a 20-page report on this book about Houdini. I probably would have loved reading it, but I didn't, so I just decided to make a little super-8 movie based on it. I tied myself to the railroad tracks and all that. I mean, this is kid stuff, but it impressed the teacher, and I got an A. And that was maybe my first turning point, when I said, 'Yeah, I wouldn't mind being a filmmaker.'

  Tim Burton

  Teacher, Reading, Book

  "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

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