Dog Food Quotes

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  El cielo va por favor. Si fuera por méritos, tú te quedarías fuera y tu perro entraría.

  Mark Twain

  Divertido, Lindo, Dios

  Mark Twain (2013). "Obras completas Delphi de Mark Twain (Ilustradas)", p.9262, Delphi Classics.

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• Un perro es lo único en la tierra que te quiere más que tú a ti mismo.

  Josh Billings

  Amor, Amistad, Perro

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• It’s not the advertising - it’s the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it, they don’t like it.

  Charles Krauthammer

  Dog, Looks, Care

  "Krauthammer: Obamacare like bad ‘dog food’" by Jeff Poor, dailycaller.com. March 19, 2012.

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• Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog. Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.

  Walt Kelly

  Dog, Real, Looks

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• Cuando vayas a hacer la compra para tu familia, tal vez puedas poner en el carro una lata de comida para gatos o perros y llevarla a un centro de ayuda a los animales.

  Rachael Ray

  Perro, Gato, Animal

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• Me pregunto si otros perros piensan que los caniches son miembros de un extraño culto religioso.

  Rita Rudner

  Perro, Ingenioso, Religioso

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• It was my pork chop. But that's ok. I ate his dog food.

  Bam Bam Bigelow

  Dog, Wrestling, Pork

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• They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!

  David Letterman

  Funny, Dog, Screw Ups

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• Families buying dog food now, starvation roams the streets. Babies die before their born, infected by the grief.

  Stevie Wonder

  Dog, Baby, Grief

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• Stepping to me? Yo, that's the wrong move.
  So what you on, hobbs, dope or dog food?

  Big Daddy Kane

  Dog, Rap, Moving

  Song: Ain't No Half-Steppin'

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• What a childhood I had - I was ten years old when I
  found out Alpo was dog food.

  Rodney Dangerfield

  Dog, Years, Childhood

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• Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?

  Tracey Ullman

  Dog, Dollars, Letterman

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• I'm interested in things when I don't know what they are. Like "Hey, Ray, what the hell is this?" Oh, that's lipstick from the 1700s, that's dog food from the turn of the century, that's a hat from World War II. I'm interested in the minutiae of things. Oddities.

  Tom Waits

  Dog, War, Oddities

  Interview with Amanda Petrusich, pitchfork.com. November 27, 2006.

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• Hoy en día, los cristianos gastan más dinero en comida para perros que en misiones.

  Leonard Ravenhill

  Cristiano, Perro, Misionero

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• Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is still far away.

  Billiam Coronel

  Dog, Comedian, Looks

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• What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.

  Anne McCaffrey

  Dog, Horse, Writing

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• Grief is a bad moon, a sleeper wave. It's like having an inner combatant, a saboteur who, at the slightest change in the sunlight, or at the first notes of a jingle for a dog food commercial, will flick the memory switch, bringing tears to your eyes.

  Meghan O'Rourke

  Dog, Memories, Grief

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• The pressure to perform is relentless in today's workplace - regardless of where you work. We are all being asked to do more with less. I think what we could borrow from the culture of Silicon Valley is "eat your own dog food ." That is an expression used by tech types to mean using what you make or sell.

  Bahía de Willow

  Dog, Mean, Thinking

  Fuente: www.glamour.com

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• El impulso para ir a la escuela de posgrado fue el año que pasé en Dallas trabajando en la fábrica de comida para perros y en el Bank America después de graduarme en la universidad, sin haber tenido éxito en el campo que había elegido, que en ese momento era ser actriz.

  Beth Henley

  Perro, Escuela, Colegio

  Entrevista con Jackson R. Bryer, www.encyclopedia.com. 2005.

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• It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.

  Tom Sizemore

  Funny, Dog, Beef

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• Standing in the corridor was a large plastic bin on wheels. He looked inside. Empty tins of dog food. That explained the spaghetti with meat sauce. Oh well, he'd eaten worse.

  Charlie Higson

  Dog, Meat, Tin

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• In 1916, when Johnny Heartfield and I invented photomontage in my studio at the south end of the town at five o'clock one May morning, we had no idea of the immense possibilities, or of the thorny but successful career, that awaited the new invention. On a piece of cardboard we pasted a mishmash of advertisements for hernia belts, student song books and dog food, labels from schnaps and wine bottles, and photographs from picture papers, cut up at will in such a way as to say, in pictures, what would have been banned by the censors if we had said it in words.

  George Grosz

  Canción, Perro, Mañana

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