Dirty Jokes Quotes

• Cualquier mujer que decida comportarse como un ser humano de pleno derecho debe estar advertida de que los ejércitos del statu quo la tratarán como una especie de chiste verde. Ésa es su primera y natural arma. Necesitará a su hermandad.

  Gloria Steinem

  Guerra, Sucio, Ejército

  Sra., primavera de 1972

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• Un chiste verde es una especie de rebelión mental.

  George Orwell

  Sucio, Travieso, Desagradable

  Horizon Sept. 1941 "El arte de Donald McGill"

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• Todo lo que es gracioso es subversivo, todo chiste es, en última instancia, un pastel de natillas... un chiste verde es una especie de rebelión mental.

  George Orwell

  Divertido, Sucio, Travieso

  "El arte de Donald McGill" (1941)

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• Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled.

  Billy Joel

  Dirty, Found You, Quality

  Song: You May Be Right, Album: Glass Houses, 1980

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• I don't really know what is shocking. When you tell the story of a man who is beheaded, you have to show how they cut off his head. If you don't, it's like telling a dirty joke and leaving out the punch line.

  Roman Polanski

  Dirty, Cutting, Men

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• The government passed more laws to protect women from dirty jokes than to protect men from death by faulty rafters at a construction site.

  Warren Farrell

  Dirty, Men, Law

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• "Vosotros dos haríais una bonita pareja", dice al pasar con una bandeja llena de masa en los brazos. No sé por qué lo dice. No estamos haciendo otra cosa que doblar cajas con los otros conductores y contar chistes verdes, pero haríamos una bonita pareja.

  A.S. King

  Cute, Couple, Dirty

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• People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're telling me something about yourself, which you don't want to reveal. Accessing that hidden side is what good acting is all about. And there are only a handful of people in the entire United States who interest me as actors, who surprise me. Even people who write about it, don't know anything about good performance. At least when you work at General Motors, you know something about cars.

  Martin Landau

  Sucio, Escribir, Gente

  Fuente: www.hollywoodchicago.com

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• Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird.

  Betty Dodson

  Dirty, Teaching, Thinking

  "Las guerras sexuales feministas de Betty Dodson". Entrevista con Melissa Gira Grant, www.truth-out.org. 16 de diciembre de 2013.

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• Todo el mundo parece pensar que soy muy femenina. Que soy muy culta e inteligente. Bebo mucha Coca-Cola light y eructo. Se me conoce por decir palabrotas. He contado algunos chistes verdes. Hago pulseadas.

  Helena Bonham Carter

  Sucio, Inteligente, Pensamiento

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• I don't like my wrestling or entertainment in general to be too clean or predictable for me as a fan. When I say clean, I'm not talking about dirty jokes, middle fingers and stuff like that. I'm actually not even a big fan of that. A lot of people talk about the attitude era being so great but a lot of it was terrible crap, sex jokes and over-the-top terrible bad comedy. It was Jerry Springer-like. They made a joke about a woman's breasts. Hilarious, but where's the wrestling? I look back on a lot of stuff now, and I'm like where's the wrestling? It's just a lot of crappy jokes.

  Dean Ambrose

  Sex, Attitude, Dirty

  "Dean Ambrose Thinks John Cena’s As Boring And Predictable As The Rest Of Us Do" by Brandon Stroud, uproxx.com. October 10, 2014.

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• I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were conducted, and what the atmosphere was like, and also to be able to describe the people as human beings, rather than as the dirty jokes that they are in our culture.

  Chuck Palahniuk

  Dirty, People, Atmosphere

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• Mathematics is a collection of cheap tricks and dirty jokes.

  Lipman Bers

  Dirty, Mathematics, Tricks

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• The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and will die of sexual exertions in the arms of his mistress.

  Don DeLillo

  Uncles, Dirty, Personality

  Don DeLillo (2015). “Underworld: Picador Classic”, p.177, Pan Macmillan

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• Every time I get happy
  the Nana-hex comes through.
  Birds turn into plumber's tools,
  a sonnet turns into a dirty joke,
  a wind turns into a tracheotomy,
  a boat turns into a corpse.

  Anne Sexton

  Happiness, Depression, Dirty

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• A pesar de su origen a finales de los 60 como medio de comunicación patrocinado por el Gobierno entre el Departamento de Defensa, la industria privada y el mundo académico, Internet ha alcanzado su máximo esplendor y ha generado los mayores beneficios económicos, sociales y tecnológicos desde que fue "liberada" por las hordas de "frikis" contratados para dirigirla por empresarios que no tenían conocimientos informáticos y no sabían cuándo sus empleados intercambiaban tráfico oficial o chistes verdes y recetas de brownies de marihuana.

  L. Neil Smith

  Correr, Comunicación, Sucio

  "Mantén tus sucias manos fuera de Internet". The Libertarian Enterprise, www.ncc-1776.org. 20 de junio de 2010.

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• By giving women training to sue a company for a 'hostile environment' if someone tells a dirty joke, we are training women to run to the Government as Substitute Husband (or Father). This gets companies to fear women, but not to respect women. The best preparation we can give women to succeed in the workplace is the preparation to overcome barriers rather than to sue: successful people don't sue, they succeed.

  Warren Farrell

  Running, Husband, Father

  Warren Farrell (1993). "El mito del poder masculino: Por qué los hombres son el sexo desechable"

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• I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.

  John Lennon

  Girl, Dirty, Boys

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• I'm from New York, I make kind of somewhat maybe lewd, at times - maybe some would say dirty - jokes. But in jest.

  Sarah Michelle Gellar

  New York, Dirty, Naughty

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• Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that they can't hold the attention of a dinner table for thirty seconds, even with a dirty joke.

  Paul Fussell

  Sucio, Escribir, Gente

  Paul Fussell (1991). “Bad Or, the Dumbing of America”, Pocket Books

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• I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.

  Thom Yorke

  Dirty, Banned, Janitor

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• Mantente alejado de la alcantarilla en tu conversación. Hablar sucio mancha al hombre que lo dice... No digas palabrotas. No profanes. Evita los llamados chistes verdes. Aléjate de las conversaciones salpicadas de palabras soeces y obscenas. Serás más feliz si lo haces, y tu ejemplo dará fuerza a los demás.

  Gordon B. Hinckley

  Sucio, Hombres, Dar

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• Un día le contó a su madre un chiste verde y ella le lavó las manos con jabón.

  Red Skelton

  Mother, Dirty, Inspiration

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• And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that they're going to go to hell because they tell a good dirty joke, you know.

  Thomas Keneally

  Believe, Dirty, Australia

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• A dirty joke is not, of course, a serious attack on morality, but it is a sort of mental rebellion, a momentary wish that things were otherwise.

  George Orwell

  Dirty, Humor, Wish

  "El arte de Donald McGill" (1941)

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