Asmodeus Quotes

• Oh, hello, me lovely, we haven’t met. Asmodeus, demon extraordinaire, at your service. Any service you may require, especially those that involve nudity and adjoining body parts joining other people’s body parts. (Asmodeus)

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  People, Lovely, Joining

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• ¿Cuántos demonios y personas están esclavizados aquí? (Define esclavitud. (Asmodeus) Retenidos contra su voluntad. (Jericho) Buena definición. ¿Me cuentas? (Asmodeus) ¿Por qué no? (Jericho) Probablemente un par de millones... sabes que es muy difícil contar hasta un millón, además siempre están muriendo y vienen nuevos. Una vez intenté contar, pero me deprimí mucho y dejé de hacerlo. Las constantes sumas y restas. No es mi fuerte, la verdad. (Asmodeus)

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  Depressing, Couple, People

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• Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that’s true or not. If I survive, we’ll know it’s not. If I die…well, it’ll suck. Bad. And I won’t be happy. (Asmodeus)

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  Stupidity, Disease, Helping

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.185, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• I think they’re having trouble adjusting to the emotions they have outside of their dreams. At any rate, they keep acting like demented teenagers from a porno version of a John Hughes film. (Asmodeus)

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  Dream, Teenager, Thinking

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.77, Macmillan

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• We have certain demons who are motivated by the smell of food. They tend to get rather violent whenever they smell it. I personally wouldn’t be caught eating anything because I would end up dead. You might not. But you’d still have to fight them, and since some of them are rather ugly and really, really smelly, it might spoil your appetite. Then again, maybe not. Doesn’t spoil Noir’s. I think it makes him hungrier, especially when he guts them. Sick, but true. (Asmodeus)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Fighting, Thinking, Smell

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.93, Macmillan

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• Here we are. Maybe I should warn you before we enter...(Asmodeus) (Jericho stepped past him and threw open the door.) Or maybe not. Let’s just barge in and be surprised, shall we? (Asmodeus)

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  Past, Doors, Jericho

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.76, St. Martin's Paperbacks

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• If I’m not back in a few hours…well, I don’t want to think about that. I might change my mind about doing this. I’m thinking happy thoughts. Creamed dog innards and rotten steak. Yeah. Yum! (Asmodeus)

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  Dog, Thinking, Mind

  Sherrilyn Kenyon (2010). “Dream Warrior”, p.268, Macmillan

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• You rang, Mino- well, you’re not really the Minor Master anymore, are you? What should I call you? (Asmodeus) Think of a polite term, demon. (Jericho) Mister Master it is. What can I do for you? (Asmodeus)

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  Thinking, Demon, Jericho

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• ¿Dónde estamos? (El lugar feliz de Noir. Es donde trae a los seres con los que quiere jugar. (Castigar. (Tú dices ta-mah-to. Yo digo to-mah-to. (Asmodeus)

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  Play, Noir, Want

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• Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I can outrun him. (Asmodeus) Add me to that list of people you annoy. (Jericho) Oh. You’re not going to singe my testicles over it, are you?! (Asmodeus) No plans to. (Jericho) Good. We can be friends, then. (Asmodeus)

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  Long, People, Add

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• How long have you been here? (Jericho) Don’t know. Again, tried to count once, got depressed so I stopped. I find it easier to just go with the flow. Ease with the peas. (Asmodeus) Ease with the peas? (Jericho) Yeah, that’s not a happy memory, either. Let’s forget I mentioned it. (Asmodeus)

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  Memories, Long, Ease

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• Technical advisor. Since you know our enemies so well, we’re going to pick your brain. (Jericho) I’ll tell you what you want to know. There's no need to torture me for it. (Asmodeus) Pick your brain is an idiomatic expression, Asmodeus. It means we’ll have you tell us things. We’re not actually going in there to mess with your head. (Delphine) Oh, thank the Source. I can’t stand it when someone opens my skull. It really hurts. (Asmodeus)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Hurt, Mean, Expression

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• Asmodeus! You don’t see her, do you hear me? (Jericho) Completely blind, Minor Master. Hearing is intact. Is there anyone here besides the two of us? No? Good. I’m leaving now unless Minor Master has another preferably nonpainful task for me. (Asmodeus) You're dismissed. (Jericho) Cool beaners. (Asmodeus)

  Sherrilyn Kenyon

  Two, Leaving, Tasks

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