Anus Quotes

• Vi algunas partes asombrosas, hermosas y vigorizantes de Estados Unidos, pero vi algunas partes oscuras de Estados Unidos, un lado feo de Estados Unidos, un lado de Estados Unidos que rara vez ve la luz del día. Me refiero, por supuesto, al ano y los testículos de mi coprotagonista, Ken Davitian.

  Sacha Baron Cohen

  Beautiful, Stars, Dark

  "Borat and Queen Crown British Success at Globes". www.theguardian.com. January 16, 2007.

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• I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

  Nicki Minaj

  Cocky, Bragging

  Song: I'm Legit, 2012

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• Man
  is a bird full of mud,
  I say aloud.
  And death looks on with a casual eye
  and scratches his anus.

  Anne Sexton

  Eye, Men, Bird

  Anne Sexton (1975). "El horrible remo hacia Dios", Boston : Houghton Mifflin

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• Si tuviera cinco fotos de anos, no podría señalar el mío.

  Karl Pilkington

  Mines, Five, Ifs

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• I've been abducted and probed in the anus.
  On purpose.

  Tom DeLonge

  Propósito

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• What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting and unrewarding to have to live with the added anus of indignity. The denial of one's inevitable demise is what causes most of the astringent blandness in the world. When your existence ends most certainly in death, there is no such thing as 'going too far'. There are no 'lines' you should fear to cross except the finish line. Playing it safe is the most dangerous thing you could do.

  Jim Goad

  Imagination, Playing It Safe, Fleeting

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• No me gusta el teatro de Broadway porque no sabe saludar. El tono de voz es falso, los ademanes son falsos, el sexo es falso, ideal, el mundo hollywoodiense de la perfección, la imagen limpia, la ropa bien planchada, el ano bien fregado, inodoro, inhumano, del actor de Hollywood, de la estrella de Broadway. Y la terrible suciedad falsa de Broadway, las profundidades inferiores en las que se imita la suciedad, inexacta.

  Julian Beck

  Sexo, estrellas, teatro de Broadway

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• We are gods with anuses.

  Ernest Becker

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• I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

  Christopher Titus

  June, Wife, Satan

  "Biografía/Citas personales". www.imdb.com.

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• Mi padre fue tragado vivo por su propio ano. Fue una forma terrible de morir.

  Ryan Reynolds

  Father, Alive, Way

  Fuente: www.ericspitznagel.com

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• Are there glass shards in my anus?!

  Dane Cook

  Gafas

  "Dane Cook: Vicious Circle", 2006.

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• Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s mouth.

  Jaron Lanier

  Inspirational, Civilization, Trying

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• Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

  Nicki Minaj

  Kissing, Causes, Kiss My Ass

  "Song: Dance (A$$) Remix ft. Nicki Minaj". 2011.

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• We never had a pool, right. So one summer, I remember. My dad, to make me happy. You know I was bummed out cause we didn't have the pool. So one summer he bought us this thing. It was yellow, you laid it on the lawn, sprayed it with the water, run across. Slip n' Slide. Yeah. Would have been fun if dad checked for rocks before he laid it down! Slip n' Bleed from the anus they should have called this ride.

  Dane Cook

  Summer, Running, Fun

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• Shoes off in the whale! And don't try and make a break for the anus.

  Christopher Moore

  Whales, Shoes, Trying

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• Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the anus of a monkey?

  Dwayne Johnson

  Rocks, Wwe, Answers

  "Line-o-rama: The Rock Says" By Matt Fowler, www.ign.com. July 2, 2009.

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• The torture that they are coming up with in China is so creative. They have this other method where they'll take a bamboo and they'll plant it in your anus and just let it grow. So patient. Man, watch out for China, I say. They have all the ambition as we do but none of the heart.

  Kristen Schaal

  Funny, Heart, Ambition

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• Ahí radica el problema de un lugar como Berkeley Bowl. Te seduce una manzana de cuatro kilos que resulta ser una falsa sandía con ano.

  Jad Abumrad

  Lying, Apples, Fake

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• I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn't that I play favorites, it's just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it'll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn't even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they'll say, I didn't notice. Then they'll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away.

  Blaize Clement

  Dog, Cat, Hands

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• The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four, with the votes for the searches coming from the Court's five conservatives. You know -- the 'defending personal liberty' guys. Which is weird because I'm not a constitutional scholar, but I'm willing to bet Big Government feels it's biggest when it's inside your anus.

  Jon Stewart

  Government, Guy, Liberty

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• Resulta muy retorcido ver a la actual reina de la industria, Jenna Jameson, relajándose en el stand de Vivid con unos Jordaches y un corpiño de látex y saber que tiene un tatuaje de un San Valentín destrozado con el eslogan Heart Breaker (Rompecorazones) en la nalga derecha y un pequeño agujero sin pelo justo a la izquierda del ano.

  David Foster Wallace

  Tatuaje, Queens, Valentine

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