Clemente Freud Citas

• Si te propones dejar de fumar, beber y amar, en realidad no vives más; sólo parece que vives más.

  Clement Freud

  Funny, Witty, Giving Up

  Quoted in Observer (London), 27 Dec. 1964.

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• If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

  Clement Freud

  Giving, Wife, Making Love

  "I find chat shows hard work these days. It was so different when Ustinov and Niven were weaving their magic on Parky" by Maureen Lipman, www.theguardian.com. September 3, 2006.

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• En momentos de gran tensión, tiendo a comer budín de pan y mantequilla. Hay algo en la insipidez del pan empapado, el crujiente de la dorada corteza exterior y el placer sin adulterar de unas natillas ligeramente cuajadas que hace que el mundo parezca un lugar mejor para vivir.

  Clement Freud

  Food, World, Golden

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• Sobre una cosa el inglés tiene un código particularmente estricto. Si un pájaro dice Cluk bik bik bik bik y grazna, puedes matarlo, comértelo o pedirle a Fortnums que lo escabeche en brandy Napoleón con fresas silvestres. Si dice tweet, es un querido y preciado amigo y será mejor que te alejes de él si quieres seguir siendo miembro de Boodles.

  Clement Freud

  Bird, Insulting, May

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• It is essential that we understand people for who they are as individuals and not the public perception of them or their family and past.

  Clement Freud

  Past, People, Perception

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• Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing.

  Clement Freud

  Racing, Way, Racehorses

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• The depressing thing about an Englishman's traditional love of animals is the dishonesty thereof ... Get a barbed hook into the upper lip of a salmon, drag him endlessly around the water until he loses his strength, pull him to the bank, hit him on the head with a stone, and you may well become fisherman of the year. Shoot.the salmon and you'll never be asked again.

  Clement Freud

  Depressing, Animal, Years

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• I've known Nicholas Parsons for a fairly long time and his geniune pleasures are in rubber tubes, metal clips

  Clement Freud

  Long, Rubber, Pleasure

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• Wine buffs write and talk as though the food and wine will be in your mouth at the same time, that one is there to be poured over the other. This is bullshit. Gustatory enjoyment comes from food and wine and cigars of your liking. So far no one has said that a Monte Cristo is the only cigar to smoke after Armagnac, Romeo and Juliet after Calvados ... but the time may yet come.

  Clement Freud

  Writing, Wine, Bullshit

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• To barbecue is a way of life rather than a desirable method of cooking.

  Clement Freud

  Food, Cooking, Way

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• Creo que nuestra policia es excelente, probablemente porque no he hecho nada que haya ocasionado ser golpeado por estos buenos hombres.

  Clement Freud

  Men, Thinking, Police

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• If you mind losing more than you enjoy winning, don't bet.

  Clement Freud

  Winning, Gambling, Mind

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• No hay ninguna ley que decrete cuándo no hay que quejarse, pero se llega a cierta edad -80 años me parece bien- en la que se espera que uno manifieste su quejumbre: el café está demasiado caliente, el huevo cocido está demasiado blando.

  Clement Freud

  Coffee, Eggs, Law

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• I was going to talk about Nicholas Parsons' ignorance, but 18 seconds would be a wholly insufficient time.

  Clement Freud

  Ignorance, Would Be, Insufficient

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• Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

  Clement Freud

  Food, Meals, Breakfast

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• I understand it is 13-8 against Egon Ronay publishing a Good Betting Shop Food Guide by 1997.

  Clement Freud

  Gambling, Guides, Shops

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• I find it hard to say, because when I was there it seemed to be shut.

  Clement Freud

  Hard, New Zealand

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• Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

  Clement Freud

  Delicacy, Fats, Concealed

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