D. L. Hughley Citas

• One of the most beautiful things in the world I've ever seen or heard is people laughing, even when there seems to be so little reason for them to laugh.

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  Beautiful, People, Laughing

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• No importa lo mal que vayan las cosas, al menos puedes alegrarte de haberte levantado esta mañana. D.

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  Buenos días, Buenos días, Inspiración matutina

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• Black folks never bungie jump. That's too much like lynching for us. I'm gonna let you tie a rope around me and push me off a bridge? You must be out your damn mind.

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  Lynching, Bridges, Ties

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• There is always one person in the office that you want to whip their ass! If you don't know who it is, it is probably you.

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  Office, Want, Ass

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• I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it.

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  Fun, Lying, Holiday

  "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno, January 17, 2008.

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• Hay algo entre una buena botella de vino y un buen puro. No hay nada comparable.

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  Wine, Bottles, Cigar

  "Wine Talk: D.L. Hughley". Wine Spectator Interview, www.winespectator.com. January 23, 2006.

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• Did you ever have the police follow you for so long, that you get suspicious about your own goddamn self? Maybe I did kill them people.

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  Yo, Largo, Gente

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• Antes siempre me iba de la lengua y hablaba de la gente. Pero no sabía que me ganaría la vida así.

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  Correr, Gente, Bocas

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• Cada grupo tiene su idiosincrasia, pero en cierto punto todos somos humanos.

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  Groups, Certain, Humans

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• They didn't have to describe Jesus to me for me to know he's black. Jesus' first miracle was turning water into wine at a wedding. Now if that ain't black folk, I don't know what is.

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  Jesus, Wine, Water

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• Everybody wants to be great at something.

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  Desea

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• I'd pick a young white guy over an old white guy for president anytime because the younger guy is more likely to have been influenced by the great social changes of the '60s and '70s.

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  White, Guy, President

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• The one thing women love more than money is power.

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  Una cosa

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• With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

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  Cigar, Length, Girth

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• They had this movie called Juno about a teenage girl who gets pregnant and it's nominated for an Oscar. That's an unusual experience for me, 'cause when a black girl gets pregnant it ain't no Oscar. It's social work and a box of condoms is what that is.

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  Girl, Teenage, Black

  The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, January 17, 2008.

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• No necesito que alguien detrás de un escritorio me diga lo que una encuesta de marketing dice que es gracioso. Tengo 3 millones de millas y 70.000 entradas vendidas, lo que me dice que sé hacer reír a la gente.

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  People, Laughing, Marketing

  "Stand-up comics try to stand out on TV" by Sherri Sylvester, www.cnn.com. August 13, 1999.

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• I think politics in general are just like a popularity contest but McCain is just... old.

  D. L. Hughley

  Thinking, Popularity, Contests

  "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", January 17, 2008.

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